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[1364622801] The Autobiography of Alfie Armadillo

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PEARLS BEFORE SWINE STEPHEN PASTIS

Cow : "HEY, ARMANDO ARMADILLO. WHAT ARE YOU READING?"

Armando Armadillo : "A POPULAR ARMADILLO BOOK CALLED 'THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY OF ALFIE ARMADILLO'."

Cow : "THAT SOUNDS GREAT. READ ME A LITTLE."

Armando Armadillo : "'I AM ALFIE ARMADILLO.'"

Silence

Cow : "THAT'S IT. ISN'T IT?"

Armando Armadillo : "ROADKILL AUTOBIOGRAPHIES ARE RARELY LONG."


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