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!!MvAn7j+VRHT No.794374 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
TIRED OF POSTING ON 4CHAN AND NOT GETTING ANY REPLIES?

JEALOUS OF HOW OTHER PEOPLE GET ALL THE ATTENTION?

STOP WORRYING! NOW IT'S YOUR CHANGE TO BECOME AN INTERNET CELEBRITY!

JUST PICK AN ALIAS, ANY ALIAS, AND A PASSWORD AND FILL OUT THE NAME FIELD LIKE THIS:

ALIAS##PASSWORD

AND POST A LOT!

START RIGHT NOW!