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Hello /b/rothers. Twilight, the fapping material of every 14 year old girl, must be destroyed.

Steps in the destruction of the great filth called Twilight.

*1- A massive DDOS against the main site.
Download http://rapidshare.com/files/166038972/LOIC-RaidTool.rar
Set the target as http://www.twilightthemovie.com/

*2- Destroy the rating (this will also make critics lower their ratings, making Twilight gain less profit).
Register on http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1099212/ and http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/twilight/reviews_users.php
Rate 0 and write bad reviews for the movie.

*3- Troll Twilight fans to believe the main characters have died.
Start blogs, youtube videos, and digg posts, stating that main characters from the movies have died.