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[1300802700] wholesale gemstone beads

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wholesale gemstone beads at http://www.winbowgems.com/
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[1313487422] Cyclops from X-men is a pedophile

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Think about it: Cyclops destroys anything he looks at with his eyes, and pedophiles destroy anything they look at with their eyes. It's just that IRL laserbeams aren't visible unless you're hit by them. This is why CP is banned: Because pedophiles can kill children by remote. They probably used to be assassins, sent back in time to terminate resistance fighters before they were old enough to fight back, and them just looking at a PICTURE could kill people, but they got too good at what they did, so they have to wear shades at all times, or you'll see that they have red laser eyes. I'm poretty sure Arnold is a pedophile as well. How else would you explain his laser eyes and robot skeleton?
Also, I'm pretty sure that Rogue is a child molester. Prove me wrong.
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[1103903231] Bande Desinee!

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Hm... bande desinee are kind of ugly, aren't they?
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[1328143446] My Life Long Story

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[1333624969] fgh

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fdg

[1330795369] Night of the Living Dead: Dead Valley Comics

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Talk about Rape!!!

Dead Valley 1
It's 1969, and one year and 1,700 miles from the devastating plague that ravaged the Eastern Seaboard of the United States. In the arid expanse of the California desert, a group of young, weekend warriors have left behind the tensions of the times and hope to escape the mundane with three days of hot sun, wild bikinis and boss dune buggies. But the desert is a harsh environment, where the unsuspecting can find danger behind every pristine, white, sand dune. This is Death Valley, where the flesh-hungry living dead wait, baking in the sun, thirsty for the blood of the living. But something else is hiding among the rocks, a secret even more gut-wrenching than the reanimated corpses of the dead which roam the sands!

Dead Valley 2
A weekend in the middle of nowhere sounded like a good idea, but who could have possibly imagined that the terror that crippled the nation one year earlier would make a resurgence in the heart of Death Valley? Miles from the nearest town, a group of Californians out for a good time are having just that, but a ghost from her past has come back to haunt Christine, who's famed television reporter father died at the hands of the living dead during the first night of horror the previous Spring.

Dead Valley 3
On a retreat to the California baja, Christine may be on the mend with her dune buggy enthusiast boyfriend Don… but this night of new beginnings will be shattered when a mountain cult performs a stomach-turning ritual intended to unleash an unstoppable evil across the desert sands!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0mc6h_0H-k

[1312872900] 32-bit Orchestra

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This is probably the worst place to ask about it, but I haven't been able to find an actual archive of a certain sprite comic I enjoyed back in the day, 32-bit Orchestra by "The Great Mr. Chibi". It was a decently funny comic, with all the sprites given a somewhat consistent "style" of shading and outlining. Every possible mirror has expired, and even the Wayback Machine doesn't turn up anything besides the last pages of whatever versions of the website there were. If anyone happens to know a place to find it, I'd be truly grateful.

[1245395072] Storm Hawks - needs MOAR dickgirls

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Anyone with me?
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[1123466315] Thundercats on DVD

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I saw a commercial for the whole first season.
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