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[1386423586] Cool Chicks

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COOL CHICKS

Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the coolest princess of them all? Let rates these damsels-not-so-much-in-distress on their cool factor

ELSA AND ANNA

Frozen (2013)

Anna and Elsa are princesses born into the Arendelle royal family. As a child, elder sister Elsa discovers her ability to control ice and snow. Anna, who is warm and optimistic, lacks any ability, but makes up for it with her fearlessness and willingness to face up to every challenge.

MERIDA

Brave (2012)

Merida is a headstrong teenager who struggles to take control of her destiny. She has impressive athletic skills as both a master archer and swordfighter.

   She unintentionally turns her mum and her triplet brothers into bears, but quickly takes charge and saves the day.

RAPUNZEL

Tangled (2010)

Although Rapunzel spends most of her life trapped in a tower, she is no weakling. She has a seemingly infinite amount of hair that can be used for various purposes - from lifting herself and others into the tower to tying people up.

   She gets full marks because her golden hair is magical - it has a healing effect and can restore youth.

TIANA

The Princess and the Frog (2009)

Tiana is a motivated and hardworking woman who dreams of opening her own restaurant one day. She is a natural talent when it comes to the culinary arts.

   She can cook very fast and whip up delicacies with few ingredients. She also shows relatively quick adaptibility when she was turned into a frog.

MULAN

Mulan (1998)

Mulan would be arguably be the bravest princess among the lot after taking her father's place and disguising herself as a man to fight in a war.

   While other princesses have squirrels and little birds to help them, Mulan has a little dragon sidekick - albeit not a very strong one.

POCAHONTAS

Pocahontas (1995)

Pocahontas is a free-spirited and brave young woman who is one with Mother Nature. She is also acrobatic, quick on her feet, and knocks every rock, tree and creature in her forest home.

   She always seeks the right path for herself and her tribe and believes that violence never solves anything. Impressive.

JASMINE

Aladdin (1992)

Jasmine is the only daughter of the sultan. She is sick of being a princess and longs for a life outside the palace. She is a fast learner and is quite agile as she can perform difficult feats such as pole vaulting.

   Furthermore, she has a pet tiger, a genie for a friend and a magic carpet. How much more badass can she get?

BELLE

Beauty and the Beast (1991)

Belle is a bookworm. She has read almost every book in her local library twice. She is also selfless, taking her father's place as a prisoner in the Beast's castle.

   Held captive, she teaches him how to care for others and eventually falls in love with him after seeing his inner beauty. That is pretty honourable.

ARIEL

The Little Mermaid (1989)

Ariel is an adventurous and feisty mermaid with the voice of an angel. Longing to be human, she defies her father and make a deal with the sea witch, trading her melodic voice for a pair of human legs.

   Despite being voiceless, Ariel still manages to charm the prince into falling in love with her in, like, two days? You rock, girl.

LEIA

Star Wars Original Trilogy (1977 - 1983)

Leia automatically became part of the Disney princess family when Disney acquired Lucasfilm last year. She is the youngest senator ever in the Galactic Empire and one of the most powerful and influential leaders of the rebellion. Like her brother Luke, she is also strong in the force.

AURORA

The Sleeping Beauty (1959)

Aurora, also known as Sleeping Beauty, has the gift of beauty and song. Cursed by the evil Maleficent to die on her 16th birthday, she has no significant abilities other than the classic Disney princesses' ability to break into song anywhere, anytime.

CINDERELLA

Cinderella (1950)

Cinderella is gentle and has an intelligent sense of humour which she keeps hidden from her cruel stepmother and stepsisters.

   Although she can command small critters to help with her endless chores, she just sits passively while the prince searches for her. Meh.

SNOW WHITE

Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937)

Snow White has the ability to communicate with animals and she cheers others up with her mouth-watering soups and pies. But falling so easily for her evil stepmother's trick and eating the poisoned red apple shows that she is more clueless than cool.