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Stupid Shit People Say In A Fabric Store

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>Old Thread
>>6301679

This just happened today
>5 teens running around the store
> imagining squirting them with a bottle of water like you would to a cat
>"How much do you need?"
>4 yards!
>blue fleece
>"What are you making?"
>TEEHEE, YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF IT!
>"try me"
>HOMESTUCK! YOU WOULDNT KNOW WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT
>"Let me guess... you are cosplaying Nepeta?"
>Oh, yeah! I guess you do know!
>"You don't need 4 yards"
>YES I DO! She has a HAT AND TAIL!
>"Um alright, if you think you need 4...heres 4"
>OH NO, I ONLY HAVE 20$ I need to call my mom to bring me more money
>As they waited the continued to be loud and noisy for a whole hour