Anonymous
Somebody give me an Audrey Kitching crash course, all I know is her name and that the scene chicks in my area are all over her. Who is she?
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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>>1438899 sweetie, it is time to stop watching cartoons and get out of the basement.
I am the Queen of the Clubs.
come out and see me.
xoxo
Audrey
Anonymous
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>>1438896 Wow...
This is...sad. Sage.
Sage forever whoever you are.
Anonymous
>>1438896 um hmm thats right uh huh
oh no
fix yourself girl
you got a
Camel Toe
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1438909 guys like a preview of the "velvet vip room"
so don't hate on the pink perfect princess.
Anonymous
>>1438912 So, I decided to figure out who the fuck you are, and upon googling you, I've found out that you are a attention whore who dated someone famous.
...Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Prz go soak head in acid and die, obvious troll.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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>>1438921 Please, dont act like you don't wish you could get with me.
Anonymous
>>1438912 babe thats not a preview thats a bootleg.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1438932 post the picture of any girl you ever been with that is hotter than me...you can't because you are a pale, fat loser with bad hair and no taste in clothes.
sage for OP's waste of everybody's time
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1438936 How dare you.
you would never get into any kind of club with your shitty attitude.
>>1438939 Good lord what a failure. Sage goes in every field.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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>>1438943 >>1438944 you could not post a pic...all you did was look at me and get all jealous.
You Don't Deserve My Cute Face !!!!
Can you fucking idiots not spot a troll? Well, go figure, there's nothing but girls on this board. It's drama bait.
HiKaRu
Sage. and is confused about pink wonder woman costume? and cammmelll tooooooe unfortunately, cannot give you too much beef because you look really cute in the outfit :_)
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1438949 look at your cartoon...then look at me in my Fierce wonderwoman costume...who looks like the ugly virgin fat troll?
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1438952 thank you ...you can pleasure yourself to my picture if you need too.
Wink wink
Audrey.
HiKaRu
>>1438957 hahah thanks you are pretty cute but i'm a girl and generally only pleasure myself to the idea of a hot, older Englishman. thx :)
did you make the costume? it's fun
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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>>1438958 not it was made for me...old british guys? like who?
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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>>1438961 that's not even a cute picture you hack...you totally can't draw.
Anonymous
she is fat irl, and everyone who has seen her knows it. in pa she is a joke. also bad weave is bad
Anonymous
Funny thing is it probably isn't a troll, she's that much of an attention starved whore to self post 4chan.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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>>1438969 Fucking LIES!!!how dare you.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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>>1438974 I heard this place was cool but I guess all party people are still asleep.
HiKaRu
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...if troll it's obvious. ...if self-post it's getting kinda sad.
Anonymous
Also "models" for really shitty "designers" who have no idea how to make attractive clothes. Half of them are skirts made out of walmarts boys underwear and badly hemmed skirts.
http://newyorkcouture.net
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No one can work short shorts better than Man Faye.
Anonymous
>>1438992 god, she is fug.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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>>1439001 let's see what you look like you fat cunt.
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In the name of the moon, you are fucking annoying!
Anonymous
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>>1438992 GREASY ASS HAIR, GOOD FUUUUUCK
The Lingering Sentiment !!jcGkCnXmToh
The Lingering Sentiment !!jcGkCnXmToh Mon 24 Nov 2008 21:19:00 No. 1439032 Report Quoted By:
>>1438896 I think she's hot but she looks impossibly annoying
Also, loltroll
Yeah. Anyone could look that cute with photoshoop. Not impressed.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1439051 There is no photoshop, that is how I look you limp dicked jerk.
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>>1439052 gee, would a real scene bitch stay here and continue to accept verbal abuse, or would she head off to cry then go fix her makeup and angrily blog about a bunch of meanie h8ers so she can get asspats from her army of zombie scene followers?
go away troll.
Anonymous
Don't know the dramu on this one, but come on guys, she is hot. Period.
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I wouldn't hit it. I mean, isn't this girl twelve? I thought that was how old you had to be to dress like that and think that it's attractive and anyone worthwhile is going to take you seriously. Fucking sage.
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>>1439058 "Hot" only in the way that thousands of over overly-make-uped women are. She has what I think is an attractive face but who can tell when you've caked all that on? When you have that much painted on, it's totally compensating for something. And if you're only looking at her body, she's nothing terribly remarkable there either.
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sage for very poor Wonder Woman outfit (as well as all the attention whore stuff)
Anonymous
excuse all the haters, you're sizzlin!
Anonymous
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
you jerk haters are so passe' don't hate me because you are fat and have to show off you flabby cleavage to get attention. sorry you have to suck guys dicks instead of chosing the one you want to eat you out for hours. Must suck to be the used and not the user. after all you have a few cartoons and some hairy drag guys...NOT one of you can post a pic to show you are anywhere near my league.
Anonymous
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>>1439322 My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours!
Anonymous
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>>1438974 I fucking loled.
Amazingly, she's as much of a bitch irl as she is on the internet. Bitch needs to sit the fuck down.
I remember seeing her in NYC when I was with friends. She was dating that fgt from Panic at the time and she stared me down like... I was going to steal her boyfriend or someshit. LAAAAAAWL.
pls2b laughing at her forever
Queen B !!E0bxpdYmNOs
Oh wow. I am sorry but she is clinical. One because she thinks she is a scene queen. She thinks we care about clubs. Not to mention the pink. Wtf go get hit by a mac truck. You are destroying all the childrens' futures
Anonymous
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The real Audrey cannot spell to save her life. 0/10 troll chan
Anonymous
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Audrey should cosplay as Kiki Kannibal.
Anonymous
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>>1439541 >mac truck Was that a makeup pun? 'Cause I liked it.
Anonymous
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>>1438934 I'm loling because this is quite descriptive of Audrey Kitching, minus the fat part....although she has been guilty of packing on the pounds at one point.
But yeah, this troll has much better grammar than "the real audrey kitching". Try harder next time, plz.
Anonymous
Bitch has the same two faces in all of her photos. On par with kayleigh.
Queen B !!E0bxpdYmNOs
Bitch has the Drunk Face. Skin bleaching, omg, so last year
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-face/palm- Oh dear god. Sage'd.
Anonymous
>>1439572 Wait, what? She bleached her skin? Sorry if it's common knowledge, but I don't follow internet losers. D:
Anonymous
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>>1439569 Oshi--! I nearly forgot about her. When you mentioned her name, it took a few seconds to sink in.
Last time I looked at her DA site she was resorting to selling crap looking n00ds of herself online, no?
Queen B !!E0bxpdYmNOs
>>1439580 Skin bleaching or skin lightening was popular last year and among scene queens. None of them are naturally that pale. If anyone remembers Evan rachel whore pre Manson she was naturally tan with an ivory complexion. Then she was pale as a ghost.
People do this instead photoshopping EVERY picture. Generally you can tell who does it and who doesn't
Hallelujah !!d4NE6x8uENq
>>1439589 Oh, haha. That almost makes me sad that I never fell into that trend because I would have just rubbed my natural pale all up in their faces.
Queen B !!E0bxpdYmNOs
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>>1439602 They are just trying to be like Mikey Jackson
Anonymous
Queen B !!E0bxpdYmNOs
>>1439635 You like the constantly shocked look that her eyebrows give her? You are a moron
Kirina
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"Stay Fab, Audrey?" Please kill yourself. That said, why the fuck is she pink?
Anonymous
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She's pretty nasty looking. She doesn't have hips, either.
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sage sage sage sage please let this faggotry autosage already
Anonymous
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lol moar adurey pls.
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>>1439052 Since I'm a girl and have no dick...
And no. I'm not fat.
sage this shit
Anonymous
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....really? could you make it more obvious. 0/10
Anonymous
Adolf Satan
this iz who I am guyyyzsss*~~~
Anonymous
This girl looks like Melodie Gore, but, you know without the tats and the hotness.
Anonymous
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>>1442906 inb4 melodie butthole pic.
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>>1442527 enjoy the ban with your aids
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WHY IS THIS STILL LIVING??
Anonymous
Anonymous
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Fist poster here, WHO THE FUCK IS THIS. SOM MANY POSTS AND STILL NOTHING BAAAAW
Anonymous
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>>1439644 How am I a moron? Get over yourself.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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why are you guys being such huge jerks? are you really so jealous?
Anonymous
besides the fact that OP is a troll, audrey kitching is awful in person. trust me. you wouldn't want to hit that unless you can put up with someone saying they're fabulous and awesome 10 times per minute. she's very boring. pretty but boring and she sounds like she's always high.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1443560 Screw you hater, you hate on me because you wanna be like me.
>>1443624 ok audrey fan or audrey, whoever the fuck you are i don't give a shit, you are boring. you're not even worth hating on because you're so fucking boring and lame.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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>>1443699 A life of being super hot and the queen of all I survey, haveing sex with the hotest of the hot, I can imagine how much better your fat basement life is than mine, jerk.
AudreyKitching !!bMC2ay07TgG
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you can post all the flower pictures you want ...it won't change the fact that I am right.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
flower pictures...what jerks
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>>1444001 sage, specifically.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
is this your way of trying to give me flowers? It is too late... I am hella pissed at you for being wicket huge jerks too me.
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I have never seen more determind trolling, or saging. Kudos to you both.
you're hot. post pics of yourself without the airbrush
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1444387 Now get rid of the drag queen make-up.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1444410 fuckyou...what do you look like?
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>>1444387 You look kind of like IchigoKitty in this picture.
J-Star !!iLaV/XomK+A
>>1444416 More fabulous than you, bitch.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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>>1444432 Jeffie is a sooper hero..I lurve him to death.
Anonymous
Anonymous
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FUCK. no more pictures of sage bushes! time for.. KITTIES.
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>>1444484 clearly you are not in /cgl/. judging by OP you're in /fa/.
Zombie Killer !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1444499 wat the hell. i like cats but flowers and cats...you clearly don't have a single good picture of yourself and are totally being a jerk to me because you are jealous of my sexy life.
Anonymous
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>>1444522 I saw that, Zombie Killer.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1444499 wat the hell...flowers and kitties...you clearly don't have a single good picture of yourself. you must hate my sexy life and thats why you are spamming all this crap.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1444535 so what...a guy was posting on the ghost board...I don't sit here all night ..I just check it between drinks....I keep hoping to fine some cool people here.
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>>1444543 yes, posting with your password, and then 'they' deleted their post, and you posted yours, with, oh, the same password, and nearly the same wording. my god, you two must be soulmates, you're both obviously using one half of the same brain!
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
NOOO....jerk he changed the name but left the code in..I posted it then delted it cuz it had the wrong name. then put the right name and posted again. you are stupid and fat no doubt
Anonymous
Anonymous
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>>1444570 Your "logic" pains me. You've failed.
Anonymous
>>1444576 Same person was trolling Soni in that thread that was 404'd. Anyone know if Audrey knows Soni?
screen shot this you faggot !!y3THaBKuFhW
ScreenShot this you Fucking douche screen shot this you faggot !!y3THaBKuFhW Thu 27 Nov 2008 09:29:00 No. 1444582 Report >>1444576 I already explained that other guys are using it and changing thier names and I am too drunk to remember to fix it most of the time...you are just a jerk who doesnt have people over on a holiday... sorry you are so lonely you need to screen shot my posts while you touch yourself looking at me.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1444580 that bitch tried to hang out with us in NYC..she was a mad phony
>>1444582 you're not my type, honey.
Anonymous
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Holy fuck, how does someone fail to troll /cgl/? Man, I'd kill myself if I sucked that hard.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1444590 then you really are a faggot.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1444601 see I told you you were looking to touch yourself, perv.
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>>1444599 actually, I'm female. so if you were my type, then I would be a faggot.
>>1444586 I'm such a shut-in that I barely have time to hang out with my boyfriend, much less a scenewhore.
0/10
Also, for those unfamiliar with tripcodes, right after the Name##password, password isn't seen by everyone. My password isn't qeHmeAJM1a2. So if someone is posting with the same password tripcode...its the same person. Name can change to whatever, but that password stays the same.
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>>1444609 actually, that there was a board failure. one of my posts didn't go through. I suggested we post females who are actually hot, but I guess the board didn't approve of the first chick I tried to post, so it discarded my post. The board approves of Lindze, apparently.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1444616 you mean Logan...he was cute so I hooked up with him. He wasn't too bad.
>>1444621 I guess that's the only good taste you have.
zzz
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1444623 well he deserved something for putting up with you ...since you are too busy playing dress up whore to teke care of your man.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1444630 I got paid to that...and unlike you I am not sucking MTV producer cock to get on tv. that's why you hate me...I am a star and you wanna be one.
>>1444631 It bothers me that you know more about what is going on with my life in terms of my father, MTV and my boyfriend than I know about the person you are trying to impersonate.
Says something, doesn't it?
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>>1438896 bitch is smuggling yoyos
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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>>1444633 that you are self absorbed. and don't pay attention to your surroundings.
>>1444631 >>1444630 >>1444628 >>1444623 If this is a cat-fight, then I'm fucking excited.
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
>>1444640 bitch can't handle her man..that's not my problem
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>>1444643 You shut your whore mouth, Babylon. I'm not siding with you on this cat-fight. Assuming that you ARE a woman, my money's on my fellow spic any day.
Colombian women, man... fuck...
motoko !!Z9RHDE0TyCR
Anonymous
AudreyKitching !!y3THaBKuFhW
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>>1444665 that is not you fatty jerk
Anonymous
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>>1444665 i found MY winner.
Anonymous
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I just now got here. Holy shit that Audrey is fucking hot! Good choice OP.
Anonymous
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wow D: can't we all just get along