>>1448923Here's an idea. I take your shirt off, and I whisper sweet words into your ear that raise not only your self esteem, but your mental bra size.
30 minutes with me, and you'll feel like a million bucks, a soft but perky set of D's in the front, all without the back pain and the downward darting eyes that refuse to acknowledge your face.
Deal, or no deal? Y/N