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Con Success Stories

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Hey seagulls,
lets start the day with some good ol' con success stories, whether it be you got lucky or helped someone out and felt good about. GOOD STORY TIEM.
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>Shadocon 2010
>Went to bathroom with a friend
>Go into stall
>Find on the tampon dispenser a cell phone
>Pick it up
>Go through photos to see what the girl who owns it looks like
>Go outside and find her talking to her boyfriend
>Tell her, "Excuse me, you left your phone in the bathroom."
>She says, "Thanks."
>Walk away
>Her boyfriend runs up to me "HEY!" and I turn around
>He gives me $2, "Its all I have, but what you did, I never saw anyone else done before. Usually people just steal other people's stuff, but what you did was great. Thank you so much!"
>Fuck yea