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Oh shit guys. Seriously I think someone is downstairs all i have is a kitchen knife fuck what do i do help me ah shit i can hear slow footstep like noises downstairs perhaps in the kitches wtf do i do this is no silly troll thread i swear i can hear noises and im not bothering switching to a different site or any shit just remember if anyone dies in ireland IN THE NEXT 2 HOURS IT WAS ME ;_;