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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:09:00 No.4403274 View View Reply Original Report

I know we've had a few threads by anons offering advice about this before but...

How does one hook up with underage girls at cons?

Are there specific types of game you need to employ or what?

And why the hell do other girls hate guys hooking up with underage chicks even if they're developed?

SuperNova !!Xh5kEmPQU+L

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SuperNova !!Xh5kEmPQU+L Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:16:00 No.4403297 Report

Quoted By: >>4403335 >>4403955

>How does one hook up with underage girls at cons?
"Hey little girl, I've got some candy in my white, unmarked van which is parked outside in a dark alleyway. You want to have some?"
"OKAY"
Profit
Are there specific types of game you need to employ or what?
Any game that involves chlorophorm and/or rufalin
>And why the hell do other girls hate guys hooking up with underage chicks even if they're developed?
... Could be the whole "underage" thing and the legality of the situation. Makes you a creeper, and not everyone appreciates that.
Creepers gonna creep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:24:00 No.4403335 Report

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>>4403297
I'm talking about 14/15 year olds. A lot of them go to cons looking for sex anyway.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:26:00 No.4403344 Report

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Oh my goodness me, someone pretending to be a pedophile to get a rise out of /cgl/. This has never happened before and I am incredibly shocked anyone could be so horrible and depraved. Surely this is a new low in trolling standards.

Sage

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Sage Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:26:00 No.4403345 Report

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Sage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:27:00 No.4403351 Report

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- Lie about having a career if you don't have one.
- Insult her playfully a bit, just make her feel a bit insecure and then build up her self esteem, young girls love this.
- Talk to her (this is a given) but act like you have other places to be. She'll probably get a bit clingy, you want this because then towards the end of the night you can tell her you find her really interesting and whatever other bullshit you've come up with.

After that, you can fuck her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:28:00 No.4403353 Report

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>mfw the girl in OP's pic is 21

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:28:00 No.4403357 Report

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>>4403344
>15 year old girls
>pedophile

nope.avi

not even op.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:28:00 No.4403358 Report

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Masa D. Luffy !F9AXKingDI

Masa D. Luffy !F9AXKingDI Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:29:00 No.4403360 Report

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Sage, report, hide.

I suggest you all do the same.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:30:00 No.4403363 Report

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>inb4 126 posts and 15 image replies omitted. Click Reply to view.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:30:00 No.4403366 Report

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>>4403357
This.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:32:00 No.4403371 Report

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>>4403335
>mfw 15 is the age of consent where I live

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:34:00 No.4403374 Report

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What's up with all the moralfags on /cgl/? There's nothing wrong with being attracted to underage girls.

Lots of these underage girls at cons go to them knowing full well they want to flirt with older guys and tease them. Stop being faggots.

Not a police officer

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Not a police officer Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:36:00 No.4403383 Report

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>>4403274
Oh op-kun, you didn't have to make a thread, I will glady meet up with you and make you cookies.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:38:00 No.4403385 Report

Quoted By: >>4403450 >>4403943

more importantly, who is the slutty looking girl in OPs pic?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:51:00 No.4403450 Report

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>>4403385
2nd.

Look at those slutty clothes she's wearing.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 05:58:00 No.4403485 Report

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One time I totally almost hooked up with a princess jasmine cosplayer. Her costume looks pretty rubbish and store bought, but she looks seriously fucking hot in it. Too bad her mum came along and shouted at me, of course I said I was just looking at her cute costume so she didnt call the cops or anything. But still, if I had just made it to my van man.. That was a sweet peice of ass I will miss forever.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 06:03:00 No.4403524 Report

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number one: this would only not be a disgusting thread if OP himself were underage.

letter two: if OP isnt underage and can't hook up with an underage girl, OP has an IQ lower than Forrest Gump.

and number C: Ya'll niggas postin in a troll thread.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 07:29:00 No.4403943 Report

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>>4403385
I'm pretty sure she's a namefag here who goes by Tofu. She always posts tons of helpful reference art in the Vocaloid threads.

Masao !AXKingCkkQ

Masao !AXKingCkkQ Sat 30 Apr 2011 07:31:00 No.4403955 Report

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>>4403297
Comments like this are why 4chan needs a like button.

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