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SALUTATIONS, MAGGOTS. Seeing as you seam sewing skirt spinners know a thing or two about fabrications, I have seen fit to make contact! As emissary to your people it is my mission to Extract your crafting knowledge as quickly as possible, and like WAR, quick does not need to mean PAINFUL.

Just hand over your fabrication plans, projects, tips, tricks, AND general knowledge and I will let you die in a way that LEAVES ME UNINVOLVED.