I had a one night stand with a super skanky chick one night a while back. Her vag tasted so fucking tart it was all I could bear.

Around this time I was trying to get a good sourdough starter going.
I was making her breakfast and looking at the lifeless starter I had just started the day before and i had an idea.
I went over and started kissing her and slid my hand up her skirt and started to fingerbang her unmerciful when I was done I swished my finger around in the starter.

Best fucking bread I have ever made but I think I killed my starter so I have to go out to the bar and find another skank.