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Anonymous !DncywxTh92 Mon 27 Sep 2010 01:54:00 No.2249052 View View Reply Original Report

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this you did while cooking tired/ high

>> tired, 11pm
>> decided to cook pasta
>> take cooking pot
>> open dry pasta package
>> spill pasta into empty pot
>> stare at pot
>> think for a minute

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 02:02:00 No.2249075 Report

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I've put plastic in the oven on more than one occasion

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 02:07:00 No.2249083 Report

Quoted By: >>2249187 >>2254985

>>Set water to boil.
>>Forget.
>>Come back to empty pot.
>>Repeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 02:22:00 No.2249117 Report

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>Put beverage in microwave to warm it up
>Wonder where spoon is
>Realize it's still in the cup in the microwave
>Thank god it's only been 10 seconds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 02:25:00 No.2249121 Report

Quoted By: >>2249139 >>2250084 >>2251261

>have plate full of food for dinner
>need a drink
>grab jug from fridge
>pour drink onto plate instead of in the glass

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 02:25:00 No.2249125 Report

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>Makin' grilled cheese sandwiches
>Go check my facebook, twitter, email
>Return to flip the sandwiches
>Not even slightly cooked
>It's been like 10 seconds

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 02:30:00 No.2249136 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 02:31:00 No.2249139 Report

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>>2249121
i lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 02:34:00 No.2249149 Report

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>late and drunk
>still hungry after the order of chicken wings I picked up
>really fucking hungry
>decide to heat up a campbell's soup
>empty can into pot and put on stove
>plop down on couch and stare at tv
>some hours later I wake up infront of tv kinda out of it
>suddenly, FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK, dash into kitchen and see my pot in the sink
>one of my roommates ate the soup

AVL

AVL Mon 27 Sep 2010 02:40:00 No.2249168 Report

Quoted By: >>2255027

>drunk and craving sweets
>decide to make apple pie
>manage to assemble a gorgeous pie, don't even cut myself peeling apples
>taste it in the morning
>realize i switched quantities of nutmeg and cinnamon
>throw whole pie away =(

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 02:43:00 No.2249172 Report

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>preheat oven to 425 degrees
>wait
>wake up the next morning
>oven at 425 degrees, pizza rolls on counter
>consider myself lucky for not burning the place down

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 02:45:00 No.2249180 Report

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>this beer is warm
>beer in freezer = faster cold than in fridge
>forget beer in freezer
>mop the kitchen the next morning
>beersicles for breakfast

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 02:49:00 No.2249187 Report

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>>2249083
Shit's dangerous. My friend melted the bottom of a pot out that way.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 03:20:00 No.2249275 Report

Quoted By: >>2249969

>go home from university
>find Chinese supermarket
>no rooster brand siracha hot sauce
>myface

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:11:00 No.2249969 Report

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>>2249275
This would make sense if that was Chinese.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:22:00 No.2249985 Report

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High:
>put chicken in to oven
>should only take 45 minutes
>come back 2 hrs
>I put enough sauce on the chicken to keep it moist; chicken is only slightly dry
>fuckyeah.jpeg

Drunk:
>Hyperactive drunk.
>put half a stick of butter in to a pan.
>Put 4 tilapia filets into the pan.
>Pour a dash of white wine.
>Best fucking fish I've ever had.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:26:00 No.2249993 Report

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>Tired
>cooking porkchops
>porkchop slips out of my fingers into hot grease
>glob of grease splashes up and plops on to my ankle
>permanent ankle scar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:28:00 No.2249996 Report

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>get high and tired
>get hungry
>think 'fuck it' and go to bed

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:31:00 No.2250005 Report

Quoted By: >>2250094

>want pasta
>put pot of water to boil on stove
>...fall asleep near kitchen
>wake up a few hours later
>eyes and throat burning from fumes
>turn off stove, move pot to sink
>stick head out window and gasp for air

My throat burned for the whole next day. The plastic knob on top of the lid was melting through the hole where the screw was. The non-stick coating was what was burning.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:33:00 No.2250009 Report

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Needs to be archived when this gets big enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:36:00 No.2250012 Report

Quoted By: >>2250033

>smoking with a friend
>we had bought some brownie mix
>she announces she's going to go to the kitchen and make it
>half an hour later I hear a "heelp"
>go to kitchen
>floor, walls, table, EVERYTHING covered in brownie batter

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:43:00 No.2250020 Report

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>room mates went communal grocery shopping without me
>someone was nice and bought a bunch of cheap beer and a bottle of cooking wine with my name on it
>fridge full, pantries full
>start cooking a little
>sample the wine
>cook some more with the intention of feeding the house
>finish the bottle
>start cooking like a madman, every burner going and something in the oven
>start drinking beer heavily
>black out
>room mates come into kitchen to see whats up
>im asleep at the kitchen table, surrounded by empties
>table covered in a literal buffet of delicious food
>they wake me up
>dinner time!

I think this is the case with most people but when I drink I cook and when I cook I drink. Im the best cook in the house so I know they want me to cook when they buy me booze.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:44:00 No.2250023 Report

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>high as fuck
>pepper porkchops and prepare to place in oven
>remember that i have bacon
>wrap each chop in 4 slices
>come back to pan filled with grease, dripping everywhere
>remove chops from pool
>fucking delicious

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:46:00 No.2250033 Report

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>>2250012
How?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:49:00 No.2250041 Report

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>done making hot chocolate
>cocoa powder in fridge and milk in cupboard
Every time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:50:00 No.2250046 Report

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Heh this almost always happens to me when cooking with cheese / vegetables
>get drunk and hungy
>start prep-work on items
>begin eating preped items while waiting for temps
>temps finally up, i've eaten all that i've preped
>prep more shit
Its a never ending cycle.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:50:00 No.2250050 Report

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>place teapot on stove
>doesn't whistle
>doesn't whistle
>doesn't whistle
>stainless steel now looks like bronze

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:51:00 No.2250051 Report

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>high for the first time in months
>drunk as usual
>on a bit of a diet (lol alcohol = calories i kno gtfo)
>decide on low fat cottage cheese
>oOo with some applesauce
>AND i'll have it with ultra fiber wheat thins
>i'm clever as fuck while faded.
(next morning)
>2 pounds of cottage cheese spilled in sink
>terrible smell
>girlfriend confused/pissed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:53:00 No.2250055 Report

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>drunk and high, come back to apartment at 4am
>cook tortillas and heat up lunchmeat on frying pan
>no concept of time, starts burning, setting off fire alarm
>try and dismantle fire alarm, leave food burning on stove
>roommate: "dude.."

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:55:00 No.2250059 Report

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>tired
>roommates gone
>get craving for cheese
>make tower of quesadillas and grilled cheese sandwiches
>roommates come home
>I am crowned king of cheese

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 08:55:00 No.2250060 Report

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>Wake up at 2 am and really hungry
>Put ramen noodles in the pot
>Fall asleep
>Wake up 30 min later and flip shit
>I never turned the pot on

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 09:04:00 No.2250083 Report

Quoted By: >>2250266

>very tired
>go to fridge to see whats up
>say fuck it and just grab a beer
>beer makes me more tired
>finish beer, immediately fall asleep
>sleep is delicious as the beer
>have fun dreams
>wake up and jerk off before starting the day
>have a good day
:D

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 09:04:00 No.2250084 Report

Quoted By: >>2250087 >>2250285

>>2249121
did something similar
really tired, trying to get some cereal.
>Grab cereal box
>Grab milk
>Grab plate
>Put back plate
>Grab cup
>Think ...Wtf am I doing
>Grab bowl!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 09:09:00 No.2250087 Report

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>>2250084

Everyday, man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 09:17:00 No.2250094 Report

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>>2250005

Enjoy your cancer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 09:28:00 No.2250112 Report

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god I love that picture, LOL

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 09:40:00 No.2250131 Report

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>>tired, 11pm
>>still at work, order comes back for grilled mahi mahi with pan fried cilantro rice, citrus butter sauce, fried leeks
>>make order, takes ~18 minutes
>>finish cleaning up, go home, sleep
>>should have gone to college

Mon 27 Sep 2010 09:53:00 No.2250165 Report

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Made a lemon tart.
With no lemon- for some reason I used radish instead.
Or crust.

Took me about 15 minutes just looking at the finished results wondering why it was red and hard to serve.

Just tired. Very tired.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 09:57:00 No.2250173 Report

Quoted By: >>2250227 >>2250234

> drunk and high
> hungry as all hell
> want fried eggs
> want a tuna sandwich
> have the genius idea of combining the two
> make a tuna and fried egg sandwich
> expect it to be gross
> mygodIamafuckinggeniusthisisdelicious

I have not tried one since. I fear that it was just my mental state at the time that made it good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:16:00 No.2250227 Report

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>>2250173
Fried egg and tuna sounds fine to me. Just go easy on the mayo and don't have a runny yolk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:21:00 No.2250234 Report

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>>2250173
I need to make this sandwich.

Woman In Da Kitchen

Woman In Da Kitchen Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:23:00 No.2250242 Report

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did this as a kid:
>staying night at friend's house
>decide we want deviled eggs at 2am
>put eggs/water in pan and set on HIGH
>fall asleep on couch
>her dad wakes up at 7 to find the pan w/ no water and cooked eggs
>we had deviled eggs for breakfast

now a days, when i'm too tired/drunk/stoned to cook, i either starve or make ramen.....

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:30:00 No.2250255 Report

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I get such extreme munchies that I could never cook anything. Take out is the way to go.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:34:00 No.2250259 Report

Quoted By: >>2251007 >>2254662

>making scrambled eggs at 3am
>no bowls, put them in a cup
>phone rings
>come back
>take a sip of water
>it's fucking eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:39:00 No.2250266 Report

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>>2250083
you make me happy. Enjoy the little things.

>want tea before bed
>get out tea bag (have loose but too tired)
>pour water in a cup
>put cup in microwave for 1:30
>go to bed
>wake up next morning
>hit 1:30 on the microwave again
>retrieve tea bag from counter
>drink tea

all the time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:41:00 No.2250268 Report

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>late and high
>look in fridge
>tupperware of braised kale from dinner
>too lazy to actually reheat
>pull out a few strands of kale, nibble
>return to couch
>return to fridge five minutes later, nibble kale
>repeat

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:43:00 No.2250269 Report

Quoted By: >>2250270 >>2254154

>go out drinking
>wake up 50 kilometers from my city at 4pm
>spend 6 hours walking and hitchhiking
>get home
>want to make pasta
>no pasta
>grocery day tomorrow, no fucking ingredients
>can of soup in cupboard
>open soup
>drop can on floor
>sit down and cry

Bad day man

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:44:00 No.2250270 Report

Quoted By: >>2250272 >>2251016

>>2250269
>grocery day tomorrow

Mom gonna get you some lunchables homo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:44:00 No.2250271 Report

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>boiling water, throw a couple brats in
>go play vidya while they're cooking
>remember they're cooking
>come back to black mess in pot

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:46:00 No.2250272 Report

Quoted By: >>2250275 >>2250280

>>2250270
I live alone, actually. I don't see how buying my own groceries makes you assume I'm 13.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:48:00 No.2250275 Report

Quoted By: >>2250279

>>2250272
He assumes that having a "grocery day" is something that only occurs in a household where there are juveniles? /shrug

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:48:00 No.2250276 Report

Quoted By: >>2251048

>drunk off my ass with a drunk girl.
>making ramen.
>we eat ramen block.
>water comes to boil.
>forget we ate ramen block.
>20 minutes of searching for last ramen block in apartment.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:50:00 No.2250279 Report

Quoted By: >>2250281

>>2250275
I just have a set day of the week I go grocery shopping. That way I don't waste money, time and gas going back and forth as I need stuff. I thought everyone did this

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:50:00 No.2250280 Report

Quoted By: >>2250286 >>2250287 >>2251016

>>2250272
If you live alone then what the fuck is a "grocery day" you can go out and get shit whenever you want you idiot.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:52:00 No.2250281 Report

Quoted By: >>2250286 >>2250287 >>2251016

>>2250279
Then go a day early you autistic OC retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:52:00 No.2250282 Report

Quoted By: >>2250295

>Pick up some very fatty prime rib steaks at farmers market
>throw them on BBQ, crack open beer
>opens lid on BBQ fast and sudden
>MASSIVE FIREBALL
>Good Bye eyebrows and some hair
>family calls me a dumb-ass
>i take the beer down to the basement and have a drunken cry

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:53:00 No.2250285 Report

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>>2250084
man... i do this too
sometimes i actually get a bowl. but fill it with juice. or koolaid

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:54:00 No.2250286 Report

Quoted By: >>2250289 >>2251016

>>2250280
Read the comment right above yours

>>2250281
None of the stores were open at 10/11 at night

Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:54:00 No.2250287 Report

Quoted By: >>2250294 >>2251016

>>2250280
>>2250281
Butthurt faggots who don't want to swallow pity without sense.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:55:00 No.2250289 Report

Quoted By: >>2250293 >>2250302 >>2251016

>>2250286
where do you live that there is no supermarket open late
HEB here in texas is at least open till 11, most are 12, a few 1 AM and then even a few 24 hr stores
then theres walmart
never closes, and theres like 30 of them in the city

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:58:00 No.2250293 Report

Quoted By: >>2250299

>>2250289
North Vancouver, at the time. The stores nearest to me weren't open very late.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:58:00 No.2250294 Report

Quoted By: >>2250296 >>2251016

>>2250287
>tripfag chimes in with useless uneeded post in an attempt to feel superior

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:59:00 No.2250295 Report

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>>2250282
also, the steak wasn't half bad... first time i've eaten a Chicago rare steak

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 10:59:00 No.2250296 Report

Quoted By: >>2251016

>>2250294
>trip

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 11:00:00 No.2250299 Report

Quoted By: >>2250303 >>2251016

>>2250293
THEN WHY NOT SAY THAT INSTEAD OF YOUR "GROCERY DAY" BULLSHIT YOU FUCKING NIGGER

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 11:01:00 No.2250302 Report

Quoted By: >>2251016

>>2250289

I never encountered a grocery store like that until I went to Green Bay, WI. And when I did I was like "well that's fucking weird." So yeah, there exist places that are NOT EXACTLY THE SAME AS WHERE YOU LIVE GODDAMMIT YOU ARE FUCKING RETARDED.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 11:03:00 No.2250303 Report

Quoted By: >>2251016

>>2250299
I still don't see why you're getting worked up. Why does my comment enrage you so much that you have to pick it apart? I also don't see how adding "and the stores near me arent open very late" would have made it better. The story wasn't about why I didn't exhaust every single recourse to get some groceries that night.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 11:04:00 No.2250306 Report

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sure is mad in here

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 11:07:00 No.2250311 Report

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This started out as a good thread.
Goddamnit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:06:00 No.2251007 Report

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>>2250259
Oh god I lol'd so hard

Girl Tengu !!q6NcX0gOp

Girl Tengu !!q6NcX0gOp Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:09:00 No.2251011 Report

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>all-nighter and a few drinks
>fill a pot with water
>decide I need to "drain" it
>dump the entire thing on the floor in front of the stove

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:11:00 No.2251016 Report

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>>2250303
>>2250302
>>2250299
>>2250296
>>2250294
>>2250289
>>2250287
>>2250286
>>2250281
>>2250280
>>2250270

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:13:00 No.2251018 Report

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i love this thread :3

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:23:00 No.2251031 Report

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>Half asleep and groggy from taking allergy meds
>Decide that I need to eat something to combat meds
>Start boiling water for tea and make myself a sandwich
>Forget to close the whistle flap on tea kettle
>Eat sandwich, realize the kettle hasn't whistled after an hour and a half
>Kettle empty, sides of kettle blackened, plastic kettle top melted, bottom of kettle red
>Take kettle outside, set on concrete, and let cool

Any longer and I bet the damn thing would have been melted to the burner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:29:00 No.2251040 Report

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>Come home drunk as hell from a bar
>Decide that french fries would be FUCKING AWESOME
>Set toaster oven to 400 degrees
>Put french fries in toaster oven
>Immediately fall asleep

Woke up in the morning and couldn't figure out why the apartment smelled like a campfire for about 10 minutes until I saw the fries in the toaster oven.

They had been cooked so long that they were pure black and hard as rocks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:31:00 No.2251043 Report

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>peeling apples
>putting apples in one container peels in garbage
>look down
>3 apples and a bunch of peels in container 5 apples in garbage

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:32:00 No.2251045 Report

Quoted By: >>2251053

>16 years old
>me and a friend come home high
>friend takes triscuts, tops with butter and jelly
>dad comes out of bedroom
>"what are you guys making? its 2 am"
>triscuts with butter and jelly dad
>okay son get some sleep

mon visage

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:33:00 No.2251048 Report

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>>2250276
What show are those screencaps from?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:34:00 No.2251049 Report

Quoted By: >>2252517

>Making Morning After Breakfast
>Making Toast in toaster oven
>Having sex on kitchen table
>Toast On Fire
>Wall on fire
>Apartment on fire
>Came

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:37:00 No.2251053 Report

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>>2251045
I miss highschool after reading that =/

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:38:00 No.2251057 Report

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>pour yoghurt into glass
>not a single fuck was given

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 27 Sep 2010 23:38:00 No.2251059 Report

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>decide to pop some popcorn in cast iron dutch oven
>forget that i coated the insides with a ton of crisco after i finished using it last time so i could re-season it later
>crisco catches fire because i set the stove for too high of a temperature
>thick black smoke everywhere
>fire alarm starts to go off
>panic
>rip fire alarm off the ceiling and throw it in a drawer
>so much smoke everywhere
>coughing uncontrollably
>try throwing water on the pan to stop the smoke
>water + grease fire = HOLY SHIT FIRE EVERYWHERE
>open door, grab pan, and just throw it out of the house onto the front lawn
>run around the house opening all the windows and doors and waving towels all around to try to get the smoke outside
>go outside to see where the pan is the next morning
>heat + weight put a huge crack in the front walk up to the house and there is a huge circle of dead grass around where the pot landed

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 01:19:00 No.2251237 Report

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moar?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 01:33:00 No.2251261 Report

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>>2249121
LOL shit I've done something like this

>go to fridge
>take out ketchup and pitcher of water
>pour half of ketchup bottle into drinking glass

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 01:39:00 No.2251268 Report

Quoted By: >>2251440 >>2251447

>On shrooms and high
>cook ramen
>bring bowl of ramen to bedroom
>forgot spoon
>grab spoon from kitchen
>come back to room, no ramen
>WTF, I am tripping or something...
>spend ten minutes searching my room for ramen
>peek into roomates room to see if he is ramen thief
>start thinking I am just high and never even made ramen
>go to kitchen to verify ramen was made
>bowl of ramen sitting on counter

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 01:53:00 No.2251305 Report

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you are the ramen

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 03:26:00 No.2251440 Report

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>>2251268

Alpha as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 03:29:00 No.2251447 Report

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>>2251268
>tripping on acid
>boil water for tea
>can't find a mug or any kind of insulated cup
>stack two glasses on top of each other
>Everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

I felt like I had made a profound discovery

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 08:19:00 No.2252083 Report

Quoted By: >>2252430

Somebody send an archive request. I think there's 4 submissions for this IIRC.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 12:18:00 No.2252430 Report

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>>2252083
>>2252083

we need more.
bump, post and archive that stuff

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 12:19:00 No.2252433 Report

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> wake up starving
> Judgment impared from being so tired
> Grab a handful of food
> Chomp
> It's dried pasta shells
> Eat it anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 12:34:00 No.2252448 Report

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>making "special" chocolate chip cookies
>high as fuck
>add coconut extract instead of vanilla
>try to spoon out the extract
>chocolate chip & coconut cookies

they were all right but not as good as the brownies with a bit of almond extract which still arent as good as they would have been if i hadn't fucked up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 12:37:00 No.2252450 Report

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What the fuck is with so many people throwing 'alpha' and 'beta' around recently like it means anything? Is this some underage lingo retardedness?

sugarsugar_dina !paGk46/.IM

sugarsugar_dina !paGk46/.IM Tue 28 Sep 2010 12:47:00 No.2252455 Report

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>had special brownies earlier in the day
>3am and still feelin it but hungry
>figured I could manage an omelette
>butter into pan
>staaaaaaaaaaaaare
>oh fuck it's burning!
>look up
>house full of smoke
>into the sink!
>sneak upstairs hungry
>mother the next morning, "Did you reheat that steak? It sure makes the house smoky."
>everything went better than expected.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 13:10:00 No.2252473 Report

Quoted By: >>2252492

>tired
>grab egg
>crack in trashcan

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Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 13:34:00 No.2252481 Report

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>de-shelling shrimp
>throws meat into trash
>throws shell onto plate

>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 13:51:00 No.2252492 Report

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>>2252473
i did a similar thing a few nights ago
>crack egg
>realize i have no bowl or anything to put it in
>oh god what do i do with this egg?!

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Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 14:25:00 No.2252510 Report

Quoted By: >>2252513

>everyone is high
>making giant fuck PBJ sandwiches for roomie and friends
>waaaaaiiit.... Peanut butter doesn't come in plastic tubs
>It's fucking houmous.
>just made six houmous and raspberry jam sandwiches.
>no bread left to cover tracks
>dish them out anyway
>nobody notices
>feel awful

The Justice !E.sAfOllWo

The Justice !E.sAfOllWo Tue 28 Sep 2010 14:28:00 No.2252513 Report

Quoted By:

>>2252510
Hummus and jam sandwich...

Brb.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 14:31:00 No.2252517 Report

Quoted By:

>>2251049
I laughed too fucking hard!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 14:47:00 No.2252523 Report

Quoted By: >>2252525

The fuck is with all the recounts of high people?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 14:48:00 No.2252525 Report

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>>2252523
everybody does it but you.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 15:07:00 No.2252534 Report

Quoted By: >>2252535 >>2252539

>order pizza
>guy comes
>try to pay him with my savings card
>he informs me he doesn't have eftpos
>have to pay him with 5, 10 cent coins
>also have to go with the chicken wings and drink
>his face

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 15:09:00 No.2252535 Report

Quoted By:

>>2252534
>go without*

Tue 28 Sep 2010 15:14:00 No.2252539 Report

Quoted By:

>>2252534
you are lying i can tell

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 28 Sep 2010 15:24:00 No.2252547 Report

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>come home drunk at 4 am
>decide to make an oven dish
>do all the prep work
>check for e-mails
>wake up next morning
>put oven dish in the oven
>nice breakfast
>everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

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Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 04:40:00 No.2253675 Report

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> Super droned (drunk AND stoned)
> Decide to make pizza, or use oven to warm-up leftover steak. I forget what exactly.
> Preheat top oven to over 9000
> Preheat done!
> Open oven, realize that pizza pan was in there during preheat
> Remove pan with oven mit
> Put pizza/leftovers on pan
> When removing hand from oven, somehow manage to touch heating element
> mfw... if I had FELT IT
> High pain tolerence
> nom nom
> Wake up next day with 2nd degree burn on left hand
> feelsbadman.png
> Still have a 6 month old scar

Wed 29 Sep 2010 05:44:00 No.2253797 Report

Quoted By: >>2254132

>Needed to make breakfast for me and my roommate. Made fries.
>Forgot them in the oven because I was watching One Piece. Turned black.
>Put them in trash and cleaned the oven sheet.
>Went to school.
>Came home. Saw oven sheet on table with blackburnt fries. Didn't I throw them away?

>Roommate made same mistake the same day, watching the same anime.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 08:46:00 No.2254132 Report

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>>2253797
One Piece: makes you burn your fries.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 08:57:00 No.2254154 Report

Quoted By: >>2254175

>>2250269
Are you the same person who dropped the bag of rice and used the same image?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 09:07:00 No.2254175 Report

Quoted By:

>>2254154
That was hilarious, but no. I stole this image from that guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 09:42:00 No.2254244 Report

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>read thread
>get drunk
>pasta sounsd good
>set burner to two just in case
>slow cooked noodles mmm.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 09:43:00 No.2254248 Report

Quoted By: >>2254644

>making meringues
>bake in oven
>wanted to do it the right way so very-low temperature and long cooking time
>spend 6 hours in front of the oven
>meringues aren't done, something is wrong
>oven turned off at some point for some reason
>FUCK
> spend another 4 hours in front of oven.

Did this around 10 pm for a birthday party the next day. Wasn't tired before, but trust me i was after.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 14:17:00 No.2254584 Report

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>was high
>had the munchies
>wanted nachos
>ate nachos

pic related: it's nachos

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 14:25:00 No.2254589 Report

Quoted By: >>2254603

>Decide to make stew with slow cooker
>Wake up early, make all ingredients and put them in pot
>Go back to sleep
>Wake up a few hours later expecting food to be done
>Nothing has been cooked
>Look at slow cooker
>Wasn't plugged in

I had it for a late dinner instead of brunch, but I was so disappointed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 14:44:00 No.2254603 Report

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>>2254589

I did the exact opposite with the timer on the oven trying to make some chips.

Those chips sat in the oven for about 5 hours because I forgot to set the timer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 15:42:00 No.2254644 Report

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>>2254248
I've got a better one.

>everything you said +
>meringues are perfect
>it's rainy season
>the next day, all the meringues turn back into fucking sludge
>can't be bothered to bake for 10 hours again
>cry myself to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 16:00:00 No.2254662 Report

Quoted By:

>>2250259

fucking lol'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 16:07:00 No.2254677 Report

Quoted By: >>2254680

>Tired
>Mom calls: "Turn the temperature for the spaghetti sauce down. I'll be home in an hour."
>Accidentally turn it up. Go to sleep.
>Wake up 50 minutes later because cat wanted out of my room.
>Open the door
>Get on the floor
>Don't walk the dinosaur BECAUSE SMOKE IS EVERYWHERE
>Run to kitchen door and swing it open.
>Kick pets out.
>Spend 5 minutes finding oven gloves.
>Grab pot and run outside. Put it on chair with plastic seat.
>It melts through it.
>Smoke is still pouring out.
>Parents come home. They go from freaked out to hysterical laughter in two seconds.
>Go out for supper that night.
>Everything went better than expected.jpg

Except the smell was in the house for weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 16:10:00 No.2254680 Report

Quoted By: >>2254713

>>2254677
Oh, and I was about 9 or 10 when this happened. I was on the verge of tears at the end because I felt so bad. And then the chair melted.

"OH NO NOW I RUINED THE CHAIR!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 16:47:00 No.2254713 Report

Quoted By:

>>2254680
>>2254680
haha made me laugh. kudos.

nice story.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 16:54:00 No.2254722 Report

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High
Decided I'd like some hardboiled eggs
Go to kitchen, take pot, fill with water,put in eggs, put on stove,go watch tv again.
Fell asleep, woke up, go check on eggs, it's only been a few min, water isn't even boiling yet.

Go to computer, play games, proceed to forget about eggs for several hours.
Casually walk downstairs, smell something burning
>Oh shi-
>EGGS
I dash to the kitchen, there's smoke everywhere, the pot is red/black, and the eggs fucking exploded and are everywhere, on the walls/windows/ceiling. Took ages to get the smell out...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 17:46:00 No.2254787 Report

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>> Get stoned as a motherfucker
>> Don't have rice cooker
>> Put rice on the stove to boil
>> Play Mario Kart Double Dash for >1 hour
>> Oh fuck man... I was cooking rice
>> Burnt as fuck rice fused to saucepan
>> Throw saucepan in the bin

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 20:57:00 No.2254968 Report

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>be 7 years old
>parents leave me and 9 year old brother home alone everyday the whole summer
>"wanna make a cake?"
>"yeah"
>Microwave pancake batter with chocolate syrup mixed in
>one minute in, "hell yeah looks good"
>"yeah we made our first cake!"
>3 minutes in, smoke everywhere
>open all windows and doors
>lets eat easy mac instead
>ok

Never goofed in the kitchen while high, so I thought I'd share my stupid childhood haha.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 21:00:00 No.2254970 Report

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>crave cereal
>get bowl, pour in milk
>get out box of cap'n crunch
>look at bowl of milk
>drink

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 21:17:00 No.2254982 Report

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The smell from a frozen pizza left in a 425 degree oven for four hours takes a few days to get out of the house.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 21:22:00 No.2254985 Report

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>>2249083

I've done this shit for like an hour straight.

Fill, boil, dry, refill, boil, dry, refill, etc.

I'm usually on top of things when there's actual food being cooking, but I forget about pots of boiling water and toast like nobody's business.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 21:37:00 No.2255001 Report

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Made hot chocolate in the microwave. In a plastic travel cup.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 21:49:00 No.2255016 Report

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I forgot another great one!
>staying in hotel with some friends for anime convention
>all get baked as fuck in the parking lot
>starving
>nobody knows the area
>everyone getting ready to go out at 4am and look for food in the streets
>remember packets of instant ramen in suitcase
>someone has a sachet of tomato soup
>eye the room's coffee machine
>FUCKING MAKE IT HAPPEN
>tomato noodle soup served in glasses, coffee cups, with no spoons
>crowned a hero by everyone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 21:53:00 No.2255019 Report

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just happened 5 minutes ago
>wake n bake
>want a grilled cheese
>use a regular metal pan instead of a nonstick
>STUCK EVERYWHERE
>rage at pan, smash grilled cheese with spatula
>spatula bends all over the fucking place
>grilled cheese everywhere

I ended up making another in a nonstick. came out pretty good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 21:57:00 No.2255024 Report

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Just got this thread archived.

Captcha: 286; fighwel

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Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 21:57:00 No.2255025 Report

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Shwasted
>put toast on pan on stove
>put stick of butter in bowl to melt
>pour entire stick of melted butter onto toast
>mfw i taste squishy super buttery toast

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Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 21:59:00 No.2255027 Report

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>>2249168

It's worse when you do that with salt and sugar and you're making cookies.

Don't bake while baked, kids.

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Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 22:04:00 No.2255037 Report

Quoted By: >>2255042

>chocolate sponge box mix
>LET'S THROW SOME CINNAMON IN IT
>...
>cake tastes like tex mex
>it was cumin

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Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 22:06:00 No.2255042 Report

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>>2255037
>friend is high, wants choc cake
>he wants to add cinnamon
>fuck him, I throw in cumin
>his face

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 22:47:00 No.2255082 Report

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>weed from different dealer
>spiked with something
>high as fuck
>decide to make mac-n-cheese
>set water to boil
>keep checking the water every 30 seconds
>feels like 20 mins
>walking through house feels like a journey through time
>cook pasta
>best fucking mac n cheese ever.
>continue to trip balls for hours

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 22:51:00 No.2255085 Report

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>friends really baked
>decide they want cake
>get cake mix from pantry
>no eggs, milk, or butter in the house
>add powdered milk, oil, whipped cream instead
>comes out like strange lumpy pancake
>they eat it anyway

Don't bake when baked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 23:08:00 No.2255115 Report

Quoted By: >>2255136

>think powdered milk, oil, and whipped cream can replace eggs, milk, and butter
>Blame it on the weed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 23:10:00 No.2255121 Report

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>tired
>put three eggs in pot with water, put on stove to boil
>leave to browse 4chan
>forget pot is on
>go to kitchen for a drink
>Egg ASPLOSION over kitchen due to water boiling off
>clean up furiously before roommates come in

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 23:14:00 No.2255133 Report

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>Make Kool-aid
>Forget Sugar

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 29 Sep 2010 23:16:00 No.2255136 Report

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>>2255115

Sober they probably knew it couldn't. seemed like a good idea at the time, etc.

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