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>at a japanese restaurant
>weeaboos come in
>one has cat ears
>they speak to each other in broken japanese
>waiter is confused and fucks up their order
>they eat it any way and say that all japanese food is delicious
>WWII veteran comes in
>tells the manager war stories
>weeaboos become enraged and start yelling at the man for killing the superior japanese people
>one pulls out a knife
>i'm the witness of a double murder that day and have to testify in the veterans defense at court