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ITT dumb shit parents who don't know how to feed their kids

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>>cousin's friend is friends with me on facebook, knows I work at a restaurant.
>>contacts me through facebook chat
>>"how do i get my kids to eat veggies derp"
>>explain that children have to smell something really delicious so that their appetites can be naturally stimulated.
>>"lol like how?"
>>roast broccoli with olive oil, minced garlic, lemon juice, salt and pepper, and add some parmesan cheese. it smells great and tastes awesome. the same can be done with brussel sprouts.
>>"lol silly, my kids aren't gonna wanna eat burned vegetables, everyone knows you have to boil them or they're still raw!!"
mfw I read that.