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!!xXmBuWkIT3n No.2664369 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
>go to grandparent's house for the first time in years
>eat grandma's cooking
>I suddenly remember it's terrible tasting
>my grandpa tells her he loves it and goes for seconds
>my grandma has a huge smile
>remember when I was younger this happened every time I had dinner at their place, regardless of what she cooked, no matter how bad tasting it is
>realize my grandpa knows it's bad tasting and probably has been doing this for the past 50 years, but tells her it's delicious as to not hurt her feelings
>this is probably the reason why grandma's cooking is so bad tasting
>this is adorable in a really weird way

Grandma/grandpa cooking stories anyone?