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!5NkjkxBNSo No.2695354 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I still want to make my farts rancid. I will keep everyone in the loop concerning my progress.

For breakfast I'm going to have a huge steak and a box of mashed potatoes in which I will add salad bacon, gobs of cheese, minced garlic and probably some sour cream.