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Get yourself a hot dog bun.
Open it up as if to slide that processed meat ever so suggestively into its valley.
Take five slices of fresh pepperoni and coat the inside of that breaded canal.
slip your meat rod into the spicy valley.
Take a piece of pre-sliced cheese.
Fold it in half to separate.
Place separated slices of faux cheese on top of meat cylinder, as if hiding the shame of this meat on meat orgy.
nuke in microwave for 45 seconds.
Enjoy your illicit and morally reprehensible food stuff, and wait for the nitrates to poison your body.