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I want to make something using bacon and baby octopus. In my fridge I have broccoli, spinach, corn on the cob, lettuce, homemade wine-based tomato sauce, tuna, pineapple, milk, thousand island (barf), fat-free caesar (barf) and raspberry vinaigrette (not barf), mozzarella and turkey stock (from scratch). In my pantry I have a couple heads of garlic and salt and pepper. Also, i have a couple packs of spicy mushroom Shin Ramyun.
