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Sup. This morning, I tried out the pizza omelet that was raved in these parts, and I liked it very much too. I figured I should give a few heads-up to other anons, I found a easy way to do this.
1 - pop the yolk when frying them
2 - put the cooked egg on a dish
3 - put frozen pizza on top of the egg so that the pizza topping touches the egg
3a - microwave the whole thing for 1 minute
4 - peel the pizza crust with a spoon

Hope this helps, it was a really easy breakfast to make and it wasn't bad either.
Yall can make this the "what did you eat today" thread, if that's what you want.