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>Go to £7.50 per person all you can eat chinese
>Sat next to 3 blacks, 1 man, 2 women and a toddler who cries throughout
>1 woman only eats chips and chicken wings
>Man keeps calling waiters over and asking for water, when it comes it's not cold enough asks for manager
>Manager comes over, offers to get water with ice, not good enough, wants cold water
>Manager comes back with cold water complimentry
>Woman complains her prawns are cold, gets told they're from the salad bar and are meant to be cold
>Woman wants warm prawns, is told that they're either in a main dish or cold in the salad. Woman unhappy
>Ask to pay bill, refuse to pay for child as they "dint eat much" are told that it's per person not per portion
>Play the race card. Manager tells them to pay or he will call the police
>Play race card again. Throw money on table and are very vocal upon leaving

Fucking darkies.