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So, I had an idea for a video game. Chef's Romance.

You start off as a simple cook who only knows basic recipes, friends with the local barmaid, Paula of Deen. Suddenly, the evil Wizard Emirillo brings chaos to the land, as evil wizards tend to do, and you must set forth with Paula to vanquish him. It'd be typical RPG stuff, but instead of spells and weapons, you use enchanted cooking utensils and complex recipes for different effects. Along the way you'd meet the Wizard Al'toon Braun, the merry bard Fieri, and the deadly warrior princess Jul'a Cheeld. Traversing the Mountains of the Ironforged Chefs, and the Hellgates of the Volcanic Men, you travel onwards to defeat the dark wizard and save the world