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dat sauce

!Lwlo/Vo3mc No.2769989 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
So I was on memebase, reading some rage comics, laughing, derping and herping all around. My laptop's battery died, and I went "FFFUUUUUCK that's bullshit". I turned to my right and saw a sauce packet. It was turned over on the white side. I turned it around, and it was one of those Taco Bell sauce packets. You know, the ones with text on them. This one's text was interesting. It said: "Help! I can't tell where I am. It's dark and I can hear laughing."

>mfw the sauce is alive