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>starting to eat banana
>don't take off the peel and just shove the entire thing into my mouth usually
>squeeze slightly too hard on peel toward the bottom
>banana slips out the top
>falls to the floor
>remember five second rule
>pick it up
>covered in dust and tobacco because I hardly walk around my room
>think about eating banana
>throw it away instead
...
>reheat leftovers
>grab another beer on the way back

greentext your average day then feel good enough about it. fatties and /fit/ whiners need not imply