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So we've got restaurant/food nightmare >greentext story threads

how about a thread of the opposite?

>be 10
>parents take me to a ritzy Indian restaurant at Sydney Harbour while on holiday
>for a young anglo-australian kid, i like spicy food a whole lot, particularly Indian
>I order the beef vindaloo like a boss
>Waiter warns me that it is very hot and i may not like it
>Brush off his concerns, parents assure the man that i like spicy food
>It is the most delicious vindaloo that ive ever had, and he was right it was pretty damn hot, but not overpowering
>The waiter is stunned that i finished nearly all of it, he goes inside to tell the cook
>The cook or owner comes out, i cant remember, he was a big grown up indian man to me with a very thick indian accent
>"Wow, well done! you are very very good indian!"
>My meal is on the house