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Well...I am by no means a fantastic cook. As much as I enjoy cooking, my cooking ability never really blossomed because I hated doing dishes. Still do. So, when I do make something, I stick with something simple.
Now, I love instant ramen, I have a lot of it...been eating it since I was a kid. I've made some interesting concoctions before, tried the "Ramen Omelette", but never have I made something so disgusting as this. For some reason, I felt like a cooking god, I felt like I could make something amazing, something that I would pass on to my children for years to come: a Ramen Sandwich. I boiled two packets, one for each sandwich. I drained the hot water, and added the seasoning, 2 globs of butter, some onions, lettuce, sliced turkey breast, S&P, and cheese. I mixed it up, put it in the microwave, and plopped it onto 2 sandwiches. Turns out I made way too much...but I figured "w/e, I'll just eat that later". So, I put the sandwich up to my mouth...the terrible smell should have been the first thing to throw me off. I should have destroyed it right then and there. But no. I took a bite. The taste was terrible, the worst mix of flavors you could have possibly imagined. Every bite felt like I was chewing worms and other insects. It was abysmal. I immediately sentenced it to doom in the garbage disposal. I almost kind of want to throw up so that disgusting blob of failure will exit my stomach. Dear god...no dinner for me tonight.