I'm having an organic, gourmet, spicy, black bean dip with organic, Mild Green Mojo, multigrain snack chips, and some Tree of Life brand, all-natural, "razor" sharp, cheddar cheese along with some fresh cold water. (The salt/pepper shakers contain, "1: cumin, black pepper, cayenne pepper; 2: pink Himalayan salt" since you'll most likely ask, no I didn't put it into the food this time.) These chips, bean dip, and cheese are all godly tasting.

What are you having tonight?