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>Get dragged to a snobish italian restaurant
>Nothing but legitimate hipsters with their shemaghs and big-framed glasses
>12 obnoxious female fatties screaming and laughing in high pitched voices right next to our table
>Order some `Quattro fromagio`(?) thin crust pizza
>mozarella, some goat cheese, some unknown but fine cheese, some absolutely foul greenish cheese with what seems to be little leaves inside which completely overwhelm the tastes of everything around it
>Eat it anyway since they`re paying

Goddamit