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I'm hungry as fuck and have been craving mac and cheese for like the last 2 weeks. It's late though and I don't want to fuck around with pots and pans in case I wake people up - is it possible to do it in the microwave? I've heard tales man, but I don't know if it would work
in case you're too dumb to figure it out, i'm referring to homemade shit, not the boxed kind (which is fine in a kinda chemically, processed way, but eat it like twice a year)