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Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 08:05:00 No.2772767 View View Reply Original Report

>Drink full 70cl bottle of Juniper green Organic London dry gin
>Also smoke few grams of weed
>On an empty stomach
>Finish bottle, never been so fucked in all my days
>Throw up for 10 minutes, fall asleep
>Wake up next morning, proceed to spend the next 8 hours violently throwing up stomach bile
>Cant stomach water or any food
>Worst 2 days ever
>Neveragain.jpg

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 08:08:00 No.2772771 Report

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Sounds about right

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 08:08:00 No.2772772 Report

Quoted By: >>2772804 >>2772806

I did that with an entire liter bottle of tequila once. I still can't touch the stuff five years later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 08:20:00 No.2772791 Report

Quoted By: >>2776256

whats this you faggot
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31m33PJW7cw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 08:26:00 No.2772804 Report

Quoted By: >>2773760

>>2772772

Wow. That's the most get post I've ever made.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 08:26:00 No.2772806 Report

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>>2772772
Ahh tequila, i did the same, broken bones, blood throughout the house, vomiting for 2 days straight.... that was a great night.

Got my cousin so drunk off random shots i was making for him that he pissed on himself and then fell asleep laying in the hallway in his pool of piss, it was fantastic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 08:44:00 No.2772829 Report

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I drank almost all of a bottle of bacardi 151 not knowing what it was when i was like 20. Woke up hugging the toilet, and couldnt get the strength to leave the bathroom till 5pm the next day. Still cant drink it 10 years later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 17:09:00 No.2773746 Report

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This happened to my husband (except it was rum), He's only had 3 hangovers in the 10 years I've known him, and we drink *quite* often.

I'm pretty sure this last time (and it was so bad I thought I would have to take him to the hospital for dehydration or alcohol poisoning), it was because he didn't eat later in the night after he drank so much, so all that booze just sat in his stomach fucking it up all night, so when morning cam he couldn't keep ANYthing down at all.

after binge drinking
get something in your stomach
drink a glass of water
and have an asprin before bed.

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Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 17:16:00 No.2773754 Report

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I turned 21 when I was in the Air Force. Of course we had celebrations in our building.

The goal in the Air Force when you turn 21 is to make them throw up. Otherwise, your wingmen have failed you.

So what happened to me on my 21st? I had many, many beers, shots of Jack, Vodka, Southern Comfort, Gin, Jagerbombs, etc. All within a short amount of time. Proceed to violently throw up about 2 hours later. I thought that was it for me. However, a cheer broke out after I barfed, with my buddy coming up saying I just made room for more.

>3 days straight recovery
>Thank god I was on leave
>Pissmate used someone else's toilet, for I was throwing up whatever I drank/heaving nothing for so much he gave on trying to use it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 29 Apr 2011 17:28:00 No.2773760 Report

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>>2772804
dat palindrome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 01:17:00 No.2774172 Report

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>Also smoke few grams of weed

Hmmmm, I wonder why you threw up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 01:19:00 No.2774176 Report

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Alcoholic here. You get used to it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 01:28:00 No.2774190 Report

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hard liquor and weed together will get you fucked beyond belief. Best not to mix the two unless you know what you're doing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 01:43:00 No.2774211 Report

Quoted By: >>2774213 >>2774219 >>2774237 >>2774294 >>2774754 >>2776245

>wake up hung over
>make something to eat (maybe)
>open beer and slam it
>sit on couch with another and watch tv
>and another
>its past noon
>two shots and a beer
...9 beers and two more shots later
>5 pm
>probably should eat something
>need to get more beer anyway
>walk to gas station
>grab 30pk and some frozen burritos
>only enough money for 30pk
>put burritos back

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 01:45:00 No.2774213 Report

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>>2774211
oh my fuckin god

my hero

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 01:49:00 No.2774219 Report

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>>2774211
go to bed, chinaski

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 01:58:00 No.2774231 Report

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>2 days ago
>drank 8 shots
>took 2mg xanax
>woke up in my bed the next day, my neck and head hurt really bad
>roommate tells me I fell off the top bunk in the middle of the night onto our hard-ass concrete floor
>never quite sure if I landed on my head or not, doc said I might have a concussion
>doing oxy tonight anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 02:01:00 No.2774237 Report

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>>2774211
It's like you're living in a Johnny Cash song

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 02:32:00 No.2774288 Report

Quoted By: >>2774298

The first thing I said before drinking "We're finishing this whole bottle tonight." Me and two friends starting pounding straight tequilla while everyone else was drinking beers. Come to conciousness with my friend kicking me off the fold out couch yelling "he's going to pee on me."

Apparently, I woke up in the night, and started peeing all over this girls apartment. Now one of my friend's was trying to make me lie down. My other friend was trying to clean up the nasty ass urine puddle soaked into the carpet.

My shame was all that kept me concious and all she had to clean up the urine was toilet paper. I tried to sop up urine for about 20 minutes before I passed out again in the corner.

Fortunately, she never woke up. We were all in the car on the way home the next day and my friend asks "Did you pee all over that apartment"? I replied no. and I didn't talk about it for years after.

Still very mortifying, but at least I can trust all of you with my most personal secrets.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 02:33:00 No.2774292 Report

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Best drink to go with weed is fucking red bull. It makes you hella active while you're high and then at night the drowsiness still kicks in.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 02:34:00 No.2774294 Report

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>>2774211
Oh christ, this is what my in-laws do like every day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 02:37:00 No.2774298 Report

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>>2774288
You were blackout drunk. Peeing in confusion is one of the signs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 03:38:00 No.2774386 Report

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Blech OP. Been there. I will never drink gin again EVER. Hard liquor on empty stomach is rough. Try eating a little at a time and keep hydrated. As soon as you can keep food down you will start to feel better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 07:40:00 No.2774754 Report

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>>2774211
alcoholic detected

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:41:00 No.2776245 Report

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>>2774211
the alcohol king of /ck/

i bow to you sir

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Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:47:00 No.2776251 Report

Quoted By: >>2776841

>>2772767
be thankful you are a 17 year old kid who lives with your parents and you didn't have to go to work those two days.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:50:00 No.2776256 Report

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>>2772791

Jesus phallic bottle crist

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 30 Apr 2011 23:53:00 No.2776259 Report

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>>2772767
what the fuck made you want to drink an entire bottle of gin...

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:05:00 No.2776841 Report

Quoted By: >>2776842

>>2776251

mfw when I dont, I'm 20 and it was a weekend

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:07:00 No.2776842 Report

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>>2776841
>mfw he think's 20 is old.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:17:00 No.2776860 Report

Quoted By: >>2776866

>Wake up naked, face down on my bathroom floor
>Go into my room and there is what appears to be dried puke all over my pillow and a pair of crumbled panties on the floor
>My roommate sees me naked and confused and bursts out laughing
>I realize I have dried puke on my chest
Apparently I got black out drunk and got his cousin into my bed. She was riding me and then puked all over me. I dodged half of it but was so disgusted I guess I then puked on her. After showering up I blacked out on the floor and she left.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:18:00 No.2776866 Report

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>>2776860
Classy as fuck.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:21:00 No.2776872 Report

Quoted By: >>2776884

HURR DURR I'VE BEEN DRUNK AMICOOLYET?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:26:00 No.2776880 Report

Quoted By: >>2776887

>wake up with a splitting head ache and very little memory of the night before.
>for some reason I'm completely naked.
>find my shoes and boxers in the tub
>shirt and socks in the kitchen (wut?)
>I left the refrigerator wide open
>Have a very faint memory of laying in my backyard and jerking off
>this is what i get for drinking 10 gin and tonics and popping 3 oxycodones + 2 carisoprodols.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:28:00 No.2776884 Report

Quoted By: >>2776896

>>2776872
>has never partied hard because he has no friends and therefore no stories

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:30:00 No.2776887 Report

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>>2776880
And of course I vomited all afternoon long.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:30:00 No.2776890 Report

Quoted By: >>2776898

>eat 4 grams of dried Psilocybe mushrooms
>attempt to play Halo with friends, all the while drinking beer
>drink 16 bottles of beer that night, don't feel drunk
>not hungover the next morning

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:32:00 No.2776893 Report

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ITT we poison our bodies and post results.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:32:00 No.2776896 Report

Quoted By: >>2776906 >>2776920

>>2776884
Not that guy, but why would you want to party so hard you wake up naked, covered in piss, shit, and vomit, and wind up hugging a toilet for two days? Get to the point where you're just about to feel sick, reel it in, and go get tacos with your friends.

Or are you all just too alcoholic to know when to quit?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:33:00 No.2776897 Report

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>go to party at friend's house at end of the school year
>drink a retarded amount, get high
>make out with friend, try to bring her home (I live with my gf)
>walk for an hour and a half, pass out in a ditch full of snow and water for a bit, eventually make it home
>hungover for 2 days

Awesome party.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:33:00 No.2776898 Report

Quoted By:

>>2776890
>16 bottles of beer that night, don't feel drunk
Unless you're like 300 pounds, I dont actually see how thats possible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:35:00 No.2776906 Report

Quoted By: >>2776918

>>2776896
>Or are you all just too alcoholic to know when to quit?

I know for me I'm fine and then I'm really drunk, there's no in between and I dont know why.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:35:00 No.2776907 Report

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>go to bar on halloween
>many drinks had
>wake up at 5am
>face down in living room
>puke everywhere
>load of shit in my pants

quit drinking after that

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:35:00 No.2776909 Report

Quoted By: >>2776913 >>2776917 >>2776918

>femanon
>115 lbs/ 5'7"
>ate sushi prior, but not stuffed.
>7 shots of soco, was mixed with cranapple juice.
>sad drunk mode for a bit, but not super drunk, not even buzzed.
what's wrong with me :(

Should I just shoot straight soco next time?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:37:00 No.2776913 Report

Quoted By: >>2776938 >>2776954

>>2776909
>sad drunk mode for a bit
>what's wrong with me

You're a depressing bitch who shouldn't be drinking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:38:00 No.2776917 Report

Quoted By: >>2776938

>>2776909
How about you have an actual drink and not Soco?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:39:00 No.2776918 Report

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>>2776909
It was probably the rice that soaked up all the liquid.
>>2776906
Damn, you need to have a glass of water with you if it's that bad. Take little sips of it after you start getting really drunk.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:39:00 No.2776919 Report

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>just finish drinking a 12 pack
>think best thing I could possible do next is eat a huge bowl of cereal and pass the fuck out
>big mistake
>wake up an hour later throwing up milk and cereal every where
>worst night ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:40:00 No.2776920 Report

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>>2776896
I don't know about the rest of the posts, but my story was from when I was younger and wasn't able to properly recognize when I had too much.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:48:00 No.2776938 Report

Quoted By: >>2776941 >>2776948

>>2776913
Not sad until I had those drinks.
>>2776917
usually drink beer, friends pressured me into drinking hard liquor.
miss beer really bad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:50:00 No.2776941 Report

Quoted By: >>2776954 >>2776977

>>2776938
>implying soco is hard liquor.
:|

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:52:00 No.2776948 Report

Quoted By: >>2776954

>>2776938
Soco isn't even close to hard liquor, that was my point. Just throw back some basic rum and Coke or Bu and OJ.

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Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 04:55:00 No.2776954 Report

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>>2776948

>>2776941was me saying that to myself.

Or I should just not drink like>>2776913said.

:< Captcha: clititi Philosoph.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 05:10:00 No.2776977 Report

Quoted By: >>2776986

>>2776941

Not the sad drunk girl here:
Don't know what you understand under hard liqour but Wikipedia tells me that SoCo has up to 50%...which is more than Vodka or Rum.

>drink four beers
>do three or four shots of corn schnapps and some fruit juice
>drink some Vodka+Coke
>do more shots of something I don't know
>more shots
>want to leave, more shots are given to me
>drink them all, leave
>sit in shower for an hour, completely wasted
>sleep on the ground
>throw up several times that night

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 01 May 2011 05:15:00 No.2776986 Report

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>>2776977
While it may be 100 proof it's still a liquer that is flavored with a dozen ingredients like almonds and such.

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