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>Stepmother hears I like lasanga

>She makes it when I come over

>I detest coming over because while she cooks it fine, she doesn't let it sit and just serves it right out of the oven, then screams at me when I tell her how to serve it properly.

Yes, I love eating soups of meat and sauce and some cheeses with huge squares of pasta in it.

Fuck you, stepmom.

Oh and

>She gives me a plate half the size
>"Why is there so little"
>"You're on my diet when you eat here"