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>Boyfriend breaks up with me
>Bawwww
>Grocery shopping next day
>See jar of pickles on grocery store shelf
>He showed me to not be a pussy and got me to try a pickle for the first time in my life in our first year of dating
>Reminded of him so hard
>Buy jar of pickles
>Eat the whole fucking thing when I get home
>MFW

ITT: Sad food related greentext