Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
Update 2024-04-07: Added ~400 October 2003 posts from 4chan.net. Browse them here.

Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
!!FlblQURAFOC
[18 / 4 / ?]

!!FlblQURAFOC No.2773078 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
I'm a Scottish gentleman (now living in England) and a btard.

Now, I dont know how you homosexuals run things around here; I have a proposition nonetheless.

There's a chip shop in Bellshill, Scotland that I adore and miss terribly. Called, "The Alhambra Cafe". I require to know how they cook their fish and chips so that I can recreate, as cloeely as possible, the food myself.

To show good faith, I will give £20 to anyone interested that can demonstrate they live near the place. The same amount again for as many trips/ portions as it takes to figure out the recipe/ process. (One portion costs £6).

Upon completion to my satisfaction, I will pay £200.

That is all.