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Anonymous No.2773159 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Quoted By: >>2773164 >>2773166
ITT: disappointing food related gifts or food related retrieval requests.

>friend going on a trip to france
>ask him to bring me back some chocolate
>comes back, tells me he found like the best chocolate ever
>hands me the package, its all written in le french and stuff
>im excite
>mfw milk chocolate

but it gets worse.
>try a piece
>its alright
>soft and fairly creamy
>really only a bit more creamy and better tasting than something like gurtrude hawk chocolate
>why am i not blown away by how good this is?
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