>>2773534This is so fucking American it's unbelievable. I can just imagine how that was invented...
"Hey, did you guys realize part of our meal is actually...healthy?"
"Shit. You're right. Well, I got an idea. Because I am both fat and wasteful as fuck, I made about 10 more cheeseburgers than I could possibly need. Let's just throw them on that salad along with some melted Kraft Singles!"
"Good thinkin Jim. Now we don't have to worry about being healthy at all! That nuclear fake cheese might even cancel out any of the vitamins we will get from those veggies if we are lucky!"