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Ok so lets have green text thread about working at a supermarket.

>work in dairy frozen department
>everyone thinks you do nothing when they are sitting in the back room talking for 20 min
>take a long time to stock the extensive yogurt selection completly filled.
>suddenly customers everywhere
>yogurt looks like shit
>manger walks by and sees the poor condition of the yogur shelf and tells you to fix it
>mfw