>that feel when you go to the store and everything you usually buy is on sale

HOLY FUCK BUY ONE GET ON FREE ON TONS OF BEEF CUTS
HOLY FUCK HALF PRICE HUMMUS
HOLY FUCK $1 2 LITER MELLO YELLO

Lets talk sandwiches:
lightly toasted wheat bread
pine nut hummus (both sides you bitch)
4 slices pastrami (the elder god of deli meats)
2 slices tomato
2 leaves Lettuce
1 slice provolone

If you're a bad motherfucker: Jalepenos