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If you were to borrow a child's eyes and see through them for a night, you would go Insane. To be able to see what you only dimly remember, burrowing into your covers while wearing those pajamas, hoping to God you c yoursean barely comprehend that "it" doesn't see you back.. would drive an adult crazy.

1)Cover yourself. If you can't see it, it can't see you.Even if it makes it harder to breathe.

2) Don't make a noise. Every whimper can lead to death.

3)Don't move. It attracts their attention.

4)Only light can make them go away.Bright light.
Flash lights make it worse though.
Teens are caught in the middle. They still feel what's there, but they cannot see... and they forget the rules...


Why do you think there are so many insomniacs typing at their computers, subconsciously praying the light from their monitor will be enough to keep them away?