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>Invite family over for dinner
>Spend hours cooking up a wonderful three course meal
>Serve up the main course of Scotch Fillet and go back into the kitchen to put a cloth over dessert to stop flies
>Come back into dining room to eat
>My face when every singly one of them has drowned their Scotch Fillet in tomato sauce