What's wrong with cranberries? First they make craisans, cranberries pretending to be raisins. Then I got this bag of trail mix with tangy orange-flavored cranberries. What? Cranberries weren't satisfied imitating raisins, now they have to pretend to be oranges? And not even regular oranges. Tangy oranges.
Cranberries. Fruit with lowest self esteem.