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>addicted to tea, need some
>out of bottled water
>local tap water shitty as hell
>International Labor Day
>commies you so crazy, stores all closed
>grab a beer from the fridge
>boil it
>dump my delicious ceylon blend inside
>EVERYTHING TASTED BETTER THAN EXPECTED

ITT: desperate ingredient replacements and how they backfired