I present to you.....the Fat Man's Breakfast......

2 sausage links
1 hotdog
1 egg
1 1/4 thick slice of ham
4 slices of bacon (thick sliced)

Fry the sausages and hotdog in vegetable oil.
Next, fry the egg until it is over easy.
The ham is next, fry until it is to your liking.
Fry the bacon until crispy.

Place the sausages and hot dog on the plate (sau. htdg. sau.), put the egg on top, followed by the ham. Drizzle with ketchup. Put the bacon on top.