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anyone got any good stories of their or other parents?>work as housekeeper for fat white lady (also member of local Tea Party) >she has a 3 year old son, kid is scrawny looking >find empty cans of kid's chef boyardee in the kitchen every week, half eaten kid cuisine microwave meals, kid's animal plates of microwavable egg rolls, instant fried rice, bowls of chili >no signs of any vegetables whatsoever >kid only drinks fruit juice, fruit juice, and fruit juice, top shelf of fridge is filled with NOTHING but fruit juice boxes >for a snack he can have diced fruit in heavy syrup, or welch's fruit snacks >will only eat if he's parked in his "eating desk" in front of the TV (it's a actual toddler's activity desk, not a high chair) >mfw that kid is gonna grow up with the shittiest immune system ever >aunt wonders why little cousin hates pineapple. "om-nom it's good!!" >forces kid who just turned 2 to take a bite, chew. swallow. kid starts cying, asking for water >"quit being spoiled Jessica, ugh!" >kid walks by me, massaging tongue with her fingers. >I ask her to sit with me, she does. I ask if her tongue hurts. >"mm-hmm, pica" pica is spanish for, "it stings" >check her tongue, it's red with small white dots >run to kitchen to tell aunt her child is allergic to pineapple. >"it's only fruit blah blah blah" >dad walks in, aunt asks him if people can be allergic to pineapple >dad gives her a "you gotta be shitting me" look
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>was a picky eater as a kid >tried to get over it, even then, since I realized that eating more things was a good idea >"Hey Mom, can I try that?" >starfruit >"NO YOU WON'T LIKE IT" >"Hey Mom, can I try that?" >goat cheese >"NO YOU WON'T LIKE IT" >repeat x9001 >family orders pizza >I despise pizza; still do, actually >say "no thank you" and make myself a PB&J >Mom: OMFG YOU'RE SUCH A PICKY EATER NO MATTER WHAT WE DO YOU WON'T EAT MORE THINGS BLAH BLAH BITCH MOAN ETC BLAH BLAH >mfw my Mom is a fucking hypocrite
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>>2811645 >mfw I don't have a face Whoops.
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>>2811645 You sound like the kind of passive aggressive little turd who should have been force-fed, then violently beaten, regularly.
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>>2811667 I was violently beaten, actually. For no reason other than the fact that my Mom is an insane bipolar bitch.
You need help, my friend, if you think people that don't want to be picky eaters should be beaten. Oh, and for making assumptions. Just because you're insecure doesn't mean you need to advertise it.
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>>2811667 Way to blame the victim asshole, it was his mother keeping him from trying more things.
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>>2811678 well then you sound like you should STILL be regularly beaten
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>>2811695 I don't see how, but whatever.
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>>2811678 Uh, no, I actually don't need help, but you apparently do. Your past physical abuse, childhood eating disorders and family history of serious mental illness suggests you're probably a walking basket case.
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>work as housekeeper for fat white lady (also member of local Tea Party) >fat white lady (also member of local Tea Party) >member of local Tea Party) >Tea Party >Tea Party
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>>2811695 I agree. It's bad enough when people drag their bullshit childhood food issues into adulthood... but when they expect the rest of the world to be their pity party, forget it.
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>>2811706 I've gotten help for them, and now work with teenagers to counsel THEIR problems.
There you go again, assuming things. Cute how insecure you are. Just like the whiny anorexic girls that I deal with on a daily basis. (and while I do feel sympathy for them, it gets annoying when they think they have more problems than anyone else...though the situation varies, I suppose.)
By the way, it wasn't an eating disorder, it was my Mother insisting that I wouldn't like anything and trying to shovel processed food down my throat.
Anonymous
>>2811645 verbally abused by mother victim #2 here. no matter what i did it didn't matter, it was failure. got a 99 on a paper- "oh is that all you can do?"
was really good in math- "you know, you're no einstein!"
had nasal allergies when i was like 6 yo- "Hey, i was able to recreate that weird sniffing noise you always do, ::snort snort:: ::laughs in my face::"
ah, good ol' verbal abuse. it's like a nice shot of sriracha to the eyes when you first wake up in the morning
but in keeping with the thread theme-
>raised vegetarian my entire life cuz eating meat is sinful (religious bs). join military. family stops being vegetarian. talks about having cookouts and steaks and hamburgers all the time.
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>>2811723 Sorry about that, man.
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>>2811715 Oh, and I'm the most adventurous eater you'll find. You ever seen "Bizarre foods with Andrew Zimmerman"? I use that as a "Foods-I-Should-Try" guide. I haven't dragged any food issues into my adulthood, because I did the right thing and sought help for the problems that my horrible childhood bestowed upon me.
U jelly, insecurefags?
Anonymous
>>2811722 But don't you get it? You're still wallowing in the same psychological issues --eating disorders, abuse, mental illness -- you grew up with. And this is supposed to make *me* insecure?
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>>2811739 I don't see how I'm wallowing in anything? The thread topic was to discuss dumbass parents that can't feed their children. I chose my story, told it, and you jumped on me. That's what a bully does, and what are bullies? Insecure little faggots that hate themselves.
Now, I'm not saying I don't have my moments- Sometimes, when I'm alone, it catches up to me- but at least I don't randomly make assumptions about people I've never met, just to make myself feel big and important and grow my E-Penis.
tl;dr Fuck off, seek counseling.
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>>2811739 >>2811733 Stop bitching at each other and regale me with tales of misfortune, goddammit!
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>>2811745 You got it, sir.
More tales from the processed food household...
>grow up >estranged from parents, still see my siblings >bring chocolate mousse over for some sort of party, since my sister assigned me to bring desserts >no one touches it because it's "weird", according to my sis and her kids >mfw my sister still has the eating habits that my parents bestowed upon her Not her fault, I guess, but still...Chocolate mousse isn't all that weird. Not to me, at least.
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>youngest of six. always cooked for >cooked for til 16 >19 and don't know how to cook >can cook cuz of directions, but can't be creative with food >no money to experiment. >shit suck, foreverlazy.jpg
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>>2811748 >>2811748 my mistake.
>can BAKE cuz directions, can't be creative with cooking. Anonymous
>>2811617 my cousin still refuses to believe that her daughter has a strawberry allergy. Even after a trip to the emergency room, she still says that her daughter only got food poisoning from some bad chicken.
also:
>get invited to friend's house for sleepover >tells me his mom is making enchiladas >fuck yeah, enchiladas! >microwaved red corn tortillas stuffed with canned chili and canned nacho cheese poured on top >friend eats it like if it's the best thing ever >I stomach 3/4 of it and have to sneak into the bathroom at regular intervals during the night because it gave me really bad greasy shits. >mfw ham and cheese hot pockets for breakfast Anonymous
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>>2811753 Oh dude, what the fuck? Get a Doctor to talk to her, or something.
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>>2811753 how many kids in family.
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>>2811753 >>2811617 These women are obviously hoping their children die of a pineapple/strawberry overdose so they can do their hair/nails and be on the local news crying about how they don't understand how it happened, their daughters loved pineapple/strawberry!
Hell, their story might even be on The Today Show or Good Morning America!
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>>2811678 It was your fault you were beaten. Its what you get for being such a little tease.
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>>2811763 Oh my god, I lol'd.
My Dad wasn't there to molest me, though. Fucker ran off before I was born. Oh well, fuck the police, live and let live, etc.
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>>2811758 4, the eldest was born when she was 16, she is the ONLY female in my entire extended family to become a teen mom, btw.
2 she had with some puerto rican guy (I live in Mexico, and my family is hardcore, old school, still sweep the sidewalk out front every morning, scrub the kitchen/bathroom down before bed, Mexican, and that shit did NOT fly, at all)
the youngest, she won't say who the dad is.
her third child is the one who's allergic to strawberry.
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>>2811762 she's 13, the incident happened when she was around 10.
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>>2811768 I've always heard that old school mexicans are fucking obsessive about cleaning, but chicanos (mexican americans) are fucking dirty.
true?
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Bumping for more idiotic psychological horror
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>>2811778 As an american you ever see a prim proper southern old ladies house? Compare that to the filthy, the hill have eyes, looking people found nearby too.
It varies by person not by culture
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my mom was like the dumb white mom OP mentioned
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>>2811778 shit yeah, it's true!
growing up I had a good friend, his parents were hardcore mexican and his house was ALWAYS clean, there was not a thing out of place and it always smelled like lavender since his mom mopped the floor every day.
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>>2811722 >DON'T MAKE ASSUMPTIONS DON'T MAKE ASSUMPTIONS DON'T BELITTLE MY PROBLEMS >lol anorexic girls are whiners Wow, you're kind of a dick, huh. It's pretty low to make fun of vulnerable teenagers you're supposed to be helping.
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>>2811815 Oh god, this again?
So, just because I chose this profession, I'm not allowed to be human? Pardon moi if hearing a kid cry about how "OMFG MY MOM CALLED ME FAT ONCE NOW I HATE MYSELF" might just annoy me, a bit. I don't work at a place with TRULY fucked up kids, like I wish I could.
I hate it when people in my profession are not allowed to have thoughts or opinions. We're supposed to be automatic robots that dish out nothing but non-emotional advice. Teachers deal with the same shit, too; like the teacher who got fired because she USED to be a sex worker.
Fucking hell, man, I'm honestly considering changing my career.
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> never had problems eating food as a kid > mom gets married to step dad > suddenly canned peas and lukewarm canned creamed corn > creamed corn tastes like iron flavored vomit, canned peas like mushy poop > mom hates creamed corn, forced to eat it once or twice a week because step dad liked it. > he would sit and watch as I was forced to gag it down every night. I was always made to eat everything on my plate, even if I had to sit there for ages > would become too full and feel sick, forced to finish > eventually started shoveling everything in even if it tasted bad > never learned to give myself proper proportions, always filled a plate up high as I learned > became fat > ate when upset/nervous > became fatter > stepdad and mom divorced when I was twelve > still problems with food > hate the feeling of not feeling like I can stop eating when I am full. > struggle with stopping eating to this day > couldnt leave the dozen fries on the plate uneaten last night like my cousin suggested > wanted pizza and felt depressed and miserable because I knew I would have trouble trying not to finish it, even though I am full.
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>>2811835 Victim tripping. Self-pity. THIS IS DELICIOUS & WE NEED TO HEAR MOAR!!!!!!!!!
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>>2811857 How am I self-pitying? All I stated was that it gets irritating when the only kids I ever "help" are emo kids who think being depressed/bipolar/whatever is "cool". Now, you can go ahead and judge me and tell me I'm wrong, but if you worked in the place that I worked at, you would agree.
It just sounds to me like you're all a bunch of insecure faggots looking for a reason to feel better about yourselves, so instead of focusing on THE TOPIC OF THE FUCKING THREAD, you all jump on the first person who looks like an easy target. Guess that didn't turn out well, did it?
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>>2811835 Changing your career to sex worker? That may not bode so well for your teaching career.
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>>2811835 obligatory comic
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>>2811862 I think you read that completely wrong and/or you're a troll.
Either that or I'm the one who misunderstood you.
>>2811863 See:
>>2811764 Now will you fuckers PLEASE just post some fucking stories?
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fast food, frozen dinners, processed foods is what I mostly remember eating as a kid. any home cook meals were meatloaf of spaghetti with ragu
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>>2811862 >>2811866 This thread is now dedicated to former sex workers with a history of childhood eating disorders. GO
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we were poor growing up so it was always: rice and beans, "chicken caccitore" hamburger helper or fast food
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>>2811877 God damnit...
I'm sorry, OP, I didn't think posting my story would cause such a riot.
I forgot this was /ck/...
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>>2811881 What sorcery are you using to get a 2 year old to eat all of that?
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Here's one from Aldi's today.> family of three in front of me in line, mom, dad, yound daughter (6-7) > cart filled up with arizona tea, chips, fruit snacks, chocolate, boxed macaroni. > parents are younger, dad is a bit overweight, little girl is really skinny > total comes to about $35 > the moms card wont work (credit) > they dont have enough money for everything > put back raisins, chocolate, fruit rollups > keep twelve cans of tea and four bags of chips and other junk > leave after holding up line for several minutes > mfw little girl is weirdly skinny with weird looking eye area (sunken) and I would have gladly given them the $10 they needed if they had only had actual food in their cart
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I work at walmart.> carts filled with junkfood for the families pushing them > fat and skinny families alike > all the children are either fat, hyper/disruptive, or both > all day everyday > listen as a woman talks to her two kids one day as she is shopping > young boy is sitting properly in seat > little girl is walking and helping her mother get food > their cart is full of fresh veggies, no junk food > 'Hey, why dont you go get some carrts so we can have carrot ginger soup for dinner tonight?' > kids: "Yay!!!" * girl happily retrieves carrots.
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>>2811890 similar story from when I was younger
>standing in line with mom at grocery store >black man in front of us with two kids >he grabs a giant York peppermint patty and tosses it on conveyor belt >doesn't have enough money (food stamps) >tells cashier to remove the milk Even as a kid I was shocked
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>>2811622 i've never written this down before.
it sounded so strange after i had, that i had to doodle out a little illustration to it.
yeah
enjoy..
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>>2811667 Oh how I love summerfags.
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>babysitting young cousins >have to make them dinner >make them chicken and dumplings >they tell me it smells really good >feel happy I'm making food for them >they usually have quick microwaved meals due to their parents working a lot >all take one bite of it, spit it out because it has celery in it >they throw a tantrum and demand mac and cheese >mfw their parents ask me to babysit again
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>mfw this food thread became a child abuse thread
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>>2811921 Shouldn't of put celery in it.
Fuck, I hate celery!
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>live at home >fresh veggies, meat, and fruit in fridge/freezer >processed "treats" maybe once a week >soda, milk, tea, water, juice, coffee >whole grain bread, white bread, fresh baked bread erryday >mfw we keep mostly raw ingredients and i cook all my own delicious food now ever since i was grown enough to be able to >mfw all my mom ever made was meatloaf and boiled vegetables >mfw my dad retired and makes delicious bread and grilled stuff
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>be Azn child with both parents working >Grandma is my primary caretaker >Grandma goes to a free nutrition seminar held by local council >Grandma gets copy of food pyramid >Food pyramid is full of forn foods (bread, pasta, ham, roast chicken, cheese, milk, butter, pinapple, banana...) >Gets all the foods pictured on food pyramid >Brings it home and boils it into mush in a big pot because she has no idea how to cook them >I grew up on that mush for the first 5 years of my life
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>>Poor + neglectful parents didn't feed me as a child. ( reported to CPS repeatedly because I was underweight and malnourished) Ate out at fast food everynight but didn't take me. Rarely bought groceries. When I grew up food became more available I kept on wolfing down everything in sight as if it was the only meal I would get. >>Now I'm 5'11' and nearly 300lbs. >>There are never leftovers when I'm around. I can eat an entire meal in like 3 minutes. I will even eat food I hate and lick the plate clean out of instinct.
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I'm sorry
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>>2811939 I want to hug you.
And then pleasure you sexually.
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>>2811932 >Shouldn't of put celery in it. >Shouldn't of >of >"Should not of put celery in it" Anonymous
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>>2811957 >And then pleasure you sexually. This will end in tears.
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>>2811886 idk lately she doesn't want to eat anything, special k crackers and blueberries but thats how toddlers are they go through phases. if you don't buy bullshit they can't eat bullshit!!!!!!!
i dont remember the last time we had kraft mac and cheese, its been more than a month since we have had hot dogs...the only frozen food i buy is kashi pizza and a few frozen veggies, no hot pockets or microwave shits. i do get chef boyardee just because i like to eat it and it has 1 SERVING OF VEGGIES in every can :)))))))
if she doesn't want to eat dinner she will usually settle for an orange and some string cheese, i don't like my baby going hungry but its rare that she won't eat
smoothies in the morning too! i put a banana, frozen fruit, ground flax seed, whole milk, maybe some greek yogurt and one no sugar added breakfast carnation packet ( only chocolate) add some spinach and tomatoes and you got breakfast
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>>2811957 I don't like being touched. But thanks anyway.
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>>2811962 It's actually "shouldn't have" you fuckwit.
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>>2811980 That's what he's saying. He's pointing out what the contraction says. Fuck wit.
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>>2811984 Fuckwit is one word. Cunt face.
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>grew up as a latch key kid >went over to grandparents house for dinner every night >grandma teaches me how to cook over time >we move away when i'm 8 >still a latch key kid >no grandma >i have fed myself since then >to this day i have never had my mother's cooking >it's been years since i moved out and i have not spoken to her since >be 13 >friend comes over for dinner >he asks what my mother is making >i tell him i'm making food >he thinks i'm going to burn the house down and calls his mom >by the time his mom gets there i have made spaghetti with meatballs and garlic bread >she freaks out that my mom isn't home and takes her kid back >i eat nothing but spaghetti for the next two days
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>read this thread >be reminded that all I ate was fast food when 3y/o till 11y/o >mfw
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>4 years old >only condiments in the fridge, piles upon piles of frozen dinners in the freezer >repeat for the next 10 years until I got a petty job and started buying vegetables for myself
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>5 years old >hamburgers and baked potatos every night for dinner >Old enough to realize I needed to eat something that was not hamburger or potatos.
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I don't. My parents fed me pretty well ... then college. :(
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>be 5, not a picky eater >at my dad's house >don't remember the meal, but it had tomatoes >tried one >don't like it >Stepmom: You have to eat everything on the plate, otherwise you're being rude
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>Be young >Parents always tell me to try everything at least once >Broaden horizons with every new food >Years later mom gets sick and never fully recovers >She never wants to try anything new >Only eats sandwiches, candy, and junk food >mfw my mother forced her children to be adventurous and then has regressed into a child herself
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>>2812039 have you tried putting salt on fresh tomatoes?
Anonymous
>>2812054 It's not so much the flavor, it's the texture I can't stand. I also can't eat avocado.
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>guy i know >raised by stay at home mom who says she is too busy to cook because she is "looking for work" >spends 15 years "looking for work", feeds children exclusively on rice a roni, pizza rolls, hamburger helper and shit casseroles made with cream of mushroom soup > guy grows up to be the pickiest eater on earth > only eats things that consist of ground beef, cheese and some sort of starch > orders kid meals at most non fast food restaurants because he "doesn't like anything" on the grown up menu
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>>2811914 This was really great- love your style, its so accessible and simple but has a lot of nuance but NOW YOU MUST EXPLAIN
>please Anonymous
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>>2811921 Perfect reaction face
I honestly lol'd
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>>2812065 oh, yeah those general variety tomatoes are all pasty flesh with no flavor and gooey guts, I'd try some vine ripened tomatoes or on the vine tomatoes, scoop out the middle and add a little salt.
it's cool though man, I don't like fresh raspberries because of all the little seeds.
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Roma tomatoes are the shit. Can't stand the beefsteak tomatoes they put on burgers.
Anonymous
ITT: Anons with mommy issues.
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>>2811932 I hate celery celery myself. I've learned to hide it by mincing it in soups and things of that nature. I never was a picky eater outside of mayo. That shit just looks like jizz. The only thing I ever struggled with was odd textures but I've moved past most of that by adapting.
As for my story
>Growing up we had to eat around what my mother would eat >at 21 I realize she has the eating habits of a 5 year old but pickier She grew up in the country eating farm raised food. How on earth did she become like that?
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>>2812132 >implying that wasn't a blatant troll, itself >implying this wasn't just trolls trolling trolls Anonymous
things i have seen best friend since junior high eat>mfw she goes to my house and wont eat herb baked chicken breasts with veggies
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>>2812141 Mmmm, good point. :) Something I didn't even consider, with how defensive they got.
>>2812143 I've been friends with a girl since middle school. The only things I've seen her consume are:
Popcorn
Pretzels
Pepsi
Cooked spaghetti with no sauce
Cheese tacos at Taco Bell (meaning shredded cheese in a soft taco wrap. Not even melted.)
I thought that it would be interesting to see how a man handled her toddler-like eating habits, but I was let down. She found an old man to mooch off of that is just as painfully picky.
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>Friend has gallbladder problems >Always complains about her weight >Says she's gonna go on a diet >Horde of coke cans in her room > Vegetable bin in fridge full of coke >Makes grotesquely fried food with hordes of soy sauce and oils and shit >Eating at their house is GI suicide >She wonders why she gets sick all the time >They're eating out tonight >Am invited >Hooray! >Go to Five Guys >lolwat?
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>>2812181 lol you should try Fat Burger
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>>2812181 Sucks to be you. The Five Guys around here at least have the courtesy of putting their cup of fries in a paper bag so you don't stain your shirt sleeves when you hold it.
also, inb4 someone argues about the best fast food place
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>>2812181 normally id agree with you that 5 guys isnt that great
however, ill choose 5 guys over mcdonalds any day since 5 guys is made out of real food instead of preservatives
lots of animal fat or some shit thats not found anywhere near a cow or a potato. your choice
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>>2812181 Burgers from Five Guys make me sick every time I eat them. I'm not a health food junkie by any means, but the grease. Oh god, the grease.
I like the idea of the joint, but I usually just split some fries with a few friends and snack on peanuts. Eating there is not worth the gastrobattle that will take place.
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Reading through this thread has made me feel bad about having responsible parents who cooked tasty and balanced meals every night, and encouraged me to try new foods...
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Not me, but my wife>Be 27 >eating habits of a 5 year old >Last night I ate homemade penne in white wine sauce >She had Nachos (colby jack cheese + tortilla chips + microwave) >Tonight I had chicken and wild rice >Hot Dog on a hamburger bun >she orders off the kids menu at nice restaurants.
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>>2812296 >she orders off the kids menu at nice restaurants. Anonymous
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>>2812383 This is amazing.
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> Eating at friends decent Chinese place > Rice, vegetables, and generally good menu > Parents buy kids Mcdonalds next door > They eat that while parents eat real food.
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>>2812383 >very sweet people >didn't feed you ....um... I hate to break it to you but no.
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>>2812296 I'll gladly replace your wife if you ever want a new one.
Personally, I don't think I can stand being married to a picky eater. I can look past a lot of faults, but not that one.
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>>2812383 you seem awesome but...........that's pretty horrible
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>>2812185 Fatburger is fucking awesome.
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>>2812456 fuck yeah it is, tastes a little better than five guys and no weird shit, well worth the extra $2 if you ask me.`
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>>2812452 >>2811823 /ck/ needs more drawfags like so.
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This happened today, actually.>Go to great pizza place with three friends >They have a special >12-cut, one topping, with a two-liter for $8 >Fuck yes $2 each for three slices >Pizza comes out, it's huge >Can barely finish my slices >Two friends don't even make it to their third >Look over during my third slice >Morbidly obese mother in an electric scooter and her two obese eight year-olds >Eating the biggest pizza they make >3 feet across >28 slices >They get their pizza five minutes after us, and finish two minutes before we do >They also down four liters of pepsi
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>>2812465 they eat it because they are conditioned to eat it, and if they stop they will constantly be hungry for a few years until they grow into their stomachs.
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>>2812464 thank you kindly anon
very sorry, i should really get back to the grindstone now, though. procrastination..
(enjoy your evening to the utmost everyone)
cheers
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>>2812471 errr.....I think that you may have thought that I said your drawing was horrible....it's not, it's great. I meant the same thing as
>>2812441 just uhhh want to clear that up, just in case.
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>>2812477 oh no no i got that
thank you very much you're very kind anon
a marvelous night..day..to you. to you. yes.
night bro
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Have you ever seen a 4 year old eating an entire box of fruit snacks for dinner?
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>>2811617 >instant fried rice Explain this shit.
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Not particularly related but anyway:>Get injured in traffic accident when 8 >14 weeks in plaster >Get fat >Mom says no more sweets, only dried fruit. >Eat an entire package of dried apricots >Get the most awesome gas of my life
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>>2812487 Throwing random shit you have lying around into a wok is just too much work. You have to like, steam the rice, cook the egg and fucking chop up all the vegetables into tiny little bits.
Fuck that shit.
Anonymous
>Be a kid >Mom gets a new boyfriend >He has two sons, both older than me >They're all into lifting weights >I am a skinny twelve year old >Very un-picky, will eat anything except... >Can't eat anchovies or shellfish >My throat closes up and I can't breathe >Mom's new boyfriend and sons eat nothing on their pizza but anchovies >They get pizza with EXTRA ANCHOVIES >I try to remind my mother that I can't eat anchovies >She doesn't give a shit and tells me not to make a scene >I sit at the table and don't eat >Mom's new boyfriend says that if I don't want his hospitality, the door is behind me >I start walking toward the door >His sons tackle me >One pins me to the ground on my stomach >The other repeatedly hits my head with a flyswatter with all his strength >My glasses get knocked off (I have bad vision) >The boyfriend comes over and forces some pizza into my mouth >Everybody is laughing, even my mother >They keep hitting me and laughing while my throat closes up >I pass out
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>>2812492 >I wake up in the emergency room covered in welts and bruises >Apparently they had started punching me after I blacked out >They also crushed my glasses >Blind, half-suffocating, hurting all over, with a tongue the size of a fist, I break down into tears and tell the nurse what happened >Boyfriend gets arrested >Mother makes it out that she wasn't privy to what happened >She takes me home after a huge ordeal with cops and on the way stops at Toys'R'Us to apologize >I refuse to get out of the car and ask to go to my grandparents house, but no >It's on the same block as our house, so I just blindly run over when we get home >I tell my grandmother everything and she has the biggest fight with my mother ever >I live with my grandparents for a year >Never trust my mother ever again I swear if it wasn't for my gran, I'd probably never trust women at all. I still to this day don't know what the fuck to make of the whole scenario. I have since grown out of my allergy, but I can never eat anchovies.
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>Parents were insane heath freaks when I was a kid >Never allowed dairy, white grains, anything with suger, butter, etc. >Plain oatmeal for breakfast every day. >Be super picky despite all this >Most days I would eat breakfast and maybe 2 bites of dinner that my parents forced me to.
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>Fairly picky eater as a kid >Didn't like cooked vegies in general, loved em fresh though. >Salad, sandwiches, pasta and so on, errywhere. >Start cooking later. Make nice stuff
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>>2812492 >>2812494 words cannot express what I feel right now...
your current status anon?
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>>2812492 >>2812494 That's one of the saddest stories I've ever read... I wish I could give you or your young self a hug.
California Goth !!hawwzOO8kXf
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>teenager >parents never had food around the house >McDonald's 15 min walk away >eat that all the time >sometimes rice with ketchup >Pizza Hut delivers >eat that shit all day too >despise parents >complain to them >lay guilt trip on me
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>>2812471 Holy hell, you are good at arts.
Also, if that character is based on you, you are rather attractive, whether male or female.
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>>2812507 My current status?
Average, I guess. I have some close friends, and I've been in a few romantic relationships, so I'm not a headcase or anything, but I guess I have some family issues. Surprised to see a lot of comments on this, but thanks for the sympathy.
Sage !ccqXAQxUxI
This is the saddest thread on /ck/ in awhile
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>>2812159 > soft taco wrap > does not know what a tortilla is Anonymous
>>2812492 >>2812494 >>2812517 Honestly, even on a cesspool like 4chan you shouldn't be shocked at getting sympathy for this. As screwed up as some of us are, I can't think of many people who have gone into anaphylactic shock via being force-fed the trigger food whilst their mother watched and laughed.
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>>2812541 Putting it that way makes it sound even worse.
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>mfw when i read this entire thread
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>eldest child of the family >mom's busy with work, leaves you in charge of everything >younger siblings are picky as fuck, try to make food they'll enjoy and persuade them to taste it >they actually like the stuff I make, yet mom still buys shitty instant-meals >sister is anorectic, brother doesn't eat anything except bread and chocolate, mom is obese >make a suggestion for a better diet, mom refuses because requires more effort and money >move away from home, make awesome food when siblings are visiting
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>>2812549 There's really no way to sugarcoat something like that, and I left out the beating.
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>>2812489 >dried fruit >healthy Anonymous
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>>2812593 while dried fruit typically has as much sugar as candy, i would still say its healthier because its got fiber and all that other shit in fruit. as long as you dont eat as much dried fruit as you would regular fruit, so not eating like 5 apples worth of dried apples, i dont see whats so bad about it`
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>On train into university. >See obese mother with adorable baby in pram looking up at her. >She takes out three packets of crisps (chips for the americans). >Begins feeding them in broken off sections to a child that has no teeth with which to break the crisps. >Child cries and tries to stop her from pushing more crisps/chips into his mouth, she tells him off. >Think of how dry his mouth must feel, hear him coughing and spluttering trying to swallow food that must feel like broken glass. >Get off the train before the urge to steal him and raise him properly overcomes me. >Know that he's going to grow up fat and bitter. >I am sorry, tiny baby.
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>>2812601 I still don't understand why just anyone is allowed to have a baby.
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>>2812605 Thanks. Looks DELICIOUS!
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>>2811744 >I don't see how I'm wallowing in anything? Oh, oh god. I was sympathetic until I imagined the incredibly bitchy voice making that kind of passive-aggressively accusatory sentence a question would entail. NO MORE SYMPATHY
The other anon is just trying to get a rise out of you, but he hit the nail on the head with the wallowing dig. If you wanted to be truly healthy and move beyond your problems, you would stop surrounding yourself with other emotional cripples to lord it over, take a deep breath, find a job doing something rewarding that doesn't deal with food abuse, and join the ranks of normalfags. Every day you spend dealing with food issues is a day you yourself are indulging in the most seductive coping mechanism there has ever been since not eating--"helping others."
HELP YOURSELF
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>>2812627 ITT: Trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls trolling trolls.
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>>2812494 fuck yes Gran respect. I guess not everyones gran is the same as mine but mine was awesome
>took me to McDonalds if I ever did something good at school (e.g at the sports day at school I came 2nd and she thought that was awesome) >introduced me to awesome home cooked meals like mince and gravy with veg and yorkshire puddings >made me a egg and bacon bun one morning and it blew my mind. BLEW MY MIND. I know you could say some of that probably isn't healthy or whatever, but I rarely saw her so it was always a good treat when I did. She died when I was young and I still cry about it now, 15 years later.
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>>2812627 Not the Anon you're talking to, but damn this is good advice. People take so long to realize this sometimes. This thread alone is prove of that, if you let yourself depend on anyone else but yourself for your health or keep letting yourself do that even though you have the means to change that situation, you might as well just give up on everything else.
Anonymous
>>2812666 >666 DON'T LISTEN TO HIM, HE ONLY WANTS YOUR SOUL.
P.S I'm sure the lot of you are trolls, but I think you missed the part where the anon/femanon in question stated that this happened when he/she was a child. Troll or not, lrn2reading comprehension.
I feel bad for the poor OP. Can't go anywhere without trolls mucking about.
Anywho...
>be in college >have roommate >roommate willing to try everything >roommate and I go out to awesome restaurants; authentic Chinese, Italian, Mexican, etc. >roommate is awesome baker, makes the most orgasmic cupcakes in the history of mankind >mfw I got the only good roommate ever Good times, good times.
Anonymous
>>2812673 Nah, I'm
>>2812666 (too easy to get trips on /ck/) and I noticed that. I was merely pointing out that when people have shitty childhoods but are savvy enough to realize that they're able to change that outcome as they grow, it's because they learned that there's no one to help them but themselves, and that's a really good thing, compared to knowing your family has shitty habits but making no effort to change that, at least for yourself.
I'm trying to go on that path myself, since I take good care of myself when I'm in college, then I go home and there's no healthy food for more than one period in the day (that I have to sneak out to make because if Mom or Dad see it they just start making fun of me with pretty much "wth, you're trying to be healthy now? OLOL G'LUCK idiot, you're always gonna be fat anyway" even though I went back from obese to overweight in a year. Fuck them, but at least I'm trying).
tl;dr people are touchy with their childhood stories, so of course it's a breeding ground for trolls. Not everyone is one, though.
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>>2812694 It's easy to make up a story about your childhood, though.
Watch:
MY UNCLE TOUCHED MY PENIS THEN I SMACKED HIM, RAN AWAY AND SANG THE BARNEY THE DINOSAUR THEMESONG!
AND THAT'S WHY I DON'T LIKE LEMONS.
Equally as retarded as that guy's story, and also just as fake.
I do see your point, though.
Anonymous
Saddest thread I've read on 4chan.
>>2812492 >>2812494 I work in the child protective services and have heard some pretty nasty stories, but I almost choked on my coffee reading this. I'm glad your grand mother took care of you.
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>>2812704 Thank you for pointing this one out, I can't believe I missed it.
This guy's mother should be set on fire.
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>Abused violently as a child >Never tell anyone >Turn to food for comfort >Be fat in early teens >Develop bulimic habits (gorge, throw up, gorge again). >Realize it's damaging and look for help. >Go into support group later on, tell my story and hear others'. >See a nutritionist, change eating habits >Able to eat things I was previously unable to eat, even things that I was once allergic to (apples, for example). >Develop a positive relationship with food.
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>2 days ago >have ribs for dinner >feed 5 month old baby a jar of baby prunes puree >let him get it all over his face >hey it looks like BBQ sauce! >give him a rib bone to hold >take a bunch of pictures >post them online for family to see "baby's first BBQ" >lol when I get an email today from my MIL saying I shouldn't be feeding the baby bbq sauce
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>only had dessert on Fridays (icy poles-- Australia, etc) and Sunday (Jelly night WOOO!) >had a roast chicken every sunday. coal-fire cooked. We sat down at the "dinner table" with the TV off and had to use "propper table manners >every other day of the week, 'No leaving the table until your veggies are eaten' >go to nan's house and she grates up the veggies into this vegetable/sheperd's pie combo that was godtier >leanr cooking skills from my mum's friends. actual "cooking" lessons >brother became a chef >sister married a French chef >I can cook really well and was interested in health and nutrition in school (elective PE classes had this) (opted to do economics)
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>>2812743 icy poles erryday? you ballin'!
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>>2812743 >Sunday Roast >Chicken wtf man
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>>2812828 Do you really think your parents were calling carrots junk food? Did you not notice your own fat forming or have any clue about calories or nutrition from school, if your parents did not? I commend you for getting a grasp on healthy eating, but I would own up to your personal problems and contributions before calling yourself cured.
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>mom and dad both work >even so I get fed well, home cooked meals most days, frozen stuff when I am being picky or when mom is too busy (dad lights water on fire... no really, he literally lit water on fire once) >I thought, and still think, the concept of desert is weird outside of celebration >one day 13-14ish visit fat friend's house >always secretly wondered how she was fat, she never ate more than me or more sugary things than me >Walk into house, meet friend's parents >they are both severely overweight, I would call them obese >normal day, parents weren't expecting me or anything >offered dinner >dinner is tiny hotdogs cooked in commercial gravy served over microwaved mashed potatoes that are already covered in 2/3rds a stick of butter each. >no veggies, nothing else. >whole milk, coke or tap water is all they have to drink >they have this three out of seven days a week > mom is a house mom >I refuse based on the fact I don't eat pork >thank goodness I don't eat pork. >desert is ice cream and chocolate syrup >they have desert everyday >I am told most days they have fresh pie because the mom is a baker...
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Family member:>Eats only cheerios and drinks apple juice exclusively from 2-5. > 'Branches' into other food. Spaghetti with no sauce, chicken flavored ramen with grated cheddar cheese, chocolate, chocolate, chocolate... Jalapeno poppers? >Eats all her meals off a teacup saucer. Never even finishes it all, feeds most to the dog. "Well, at least she tried lol! How about dessert?" >Eats desserts three to four times larger than what she ate for dinner. >As a teen, mildly better, but the only food I've seen her eat is fried shit. >MFW I was forced to clear my plate or I was sent to my room the rest of the night.
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God, this thread makes enrages me. How can some of these people (including some of the anons) be so fucking ignorant about basic eating habits? It only makes me think of the morbidly obese people who complain they've tried "everything" but nothing works, and therefore, blame some sort of magical agent for their weight troubles, while finishing off their 5th 2 liter and their 3rd order of fries. It's just ridiculous. Why do you people allow this?
>>2812243 >They said the salt gave it extra Vitamin C or something. How can anyone be this retarded?
Here's something that really pissed me off:
>Friend spends the night over >Parents cook breakfast for the next day >Hot chocolate, freshly baked bread, cheese, some fruit >Friend won't have any of it >Parents look at each other with a wtf face >Only accepts colds cereal >All my rage Anonymous
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>>2812494 >>2812492 i owe you a hug my brother
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>grow up eating semi-homemade meals >okay steak, boxed mashed potatoes >choked down canned veggies >obese >teen >go to France, stay with friend's family >they home cook just about every meal >everything is super delicious >I go back home >cook my own meals >my mother gets mad at me for changing my diet >she barely eats anything, though it's all delicious and my friends say so >I lose 50 lbs in just a few months
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Not as bad as the other stories:>My family, food=love >dinner is either delicious but unhealthy cooking from my mom or fast food. >Grandma is the stereotypical grandmother who always has something baked read when you visit. >We're all chubby/fat except grandmother who's a tiny twig. >On my last year of living with my parents my dad starts to enjoy cooking. Makes god tier healthy food (including things like home made pasta). >mfw I then move out and miss out on the best food I've had in my life.
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>good friend in HS >always tiny >go to lunch at mall sophomore year >"hey friend let's go to ben and jerry's" >"i can't anon" >"why not, i can spot you if you're out of cash" >"i have to tell you something.... i have an eating disorder" >"no you don't, lol, lets go get some chocolate ice cream" >didn't believe her until she flat out refused to have some of my ice cream and she was on the second day of her period >anorexia gets worse >bag of bones >only exacerbated by the fact that her best friend (total bitch) is really tall and underweight through metabolic fuckup >took her a year and a half to eat even a tiny bit normally/ any decent amount of food >finally meet her mom, at her house for first time >super-strict catholic mom >mom freaks out on her over how she eats a muffin top, like literally bitching and screaming at her >mfw i realize why she never ate anything >friend still has major body dysmorphic disorder, her mom still helicopters over her over how she eats even a snack
Lady !2dLYL36LP.
Actually this thread reminds me of something that happened while I was working at Bravo's as a server a couple years ago>A grandmother, mother, and daughter ask for a table of three >Grandmother is morbidly obese and on a scooter, the mother is tall, lanky and looks like she hasn't slept in a year, and the daughter is puggy wearing a tiara and a ballerina skirt with a shitload of make-up on even though she looks around 8-9 >see this shit every day, not surprised, bring them to their table, grandmother asks if she can sit in THREE (not two) chairs so she can be "properly comfortable" >roll my eyes, get the woman three chairs to sit on and watch as they creak and bend underneath her bottom >ask them what to drink, mother gets water, grandmother and daughter get "sweet tea"... >mother (to daughter): why don't you have some water first, honey? >grandmother: "Sweet tea is just as good for you as water is! Let the girl have some sweet tea." >mother shuts up, I get their drinks and a bread basket. Daughter immediately hoards the basket to herself (all 4 mini loaves) and asks where the butter is (we dont serve butter with the bread, we serve transfused olive oil on a plate) >I tell her there is no butter >Grandmother: "No butter? NO BUTTER? What kind of service is this? My little granddaughter wants butter with her bread. Never heard of eating bread without butter.... ridiculous!" >After five minutes of being told I should've brought butter, I go to the back and get some butter packets for them and extra knives to spread. Grandmother looks at the packets of butter as if to say, "that's all?" but does not complain further.
Lady !2dLYL36LP.
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>Five bread baskets and three refills of sweet tea later, they finally order their food. >Grandmother says she and her granddaughter want the dinner portion (even though it is lunchtime) because they are SOOOO hungry. >Mother (speaking to daughter): "Why don't you get something good, like a salad? You used to like chopped salad when you were younger. >Daughter: "Mommy, I don't LIKE green stuff anymore. It's NASTY." >Grandmother: "Let her pick her own meal! She's smart enough to pick for herself." >Mother remains quite after that, sipping her water. >I get their meals ready and out to go, specifically requesting for dinner portions. Once their food is on the table, the grandmother glares at me. >Grandmother: "THIS is the DINNER portion? It's so SMALL." >I tell her that they don't get any larger, and that I would be more than happy to get her something else instead. >She says no she can't wait any longer and literally "shoo's" me away. >Next time I check up on them, the grandmother and granddaughter are already done with their meal, both of them had intensely large plates of chicken alfredo. The mother is eating slowly, still finishing her two slices of pizza and salad. >Daughter starts picking off of her mothers plate, claiming she's STILL hungry. >Grandmother asks to see the dessert menu (Creme brulee', cheesecake, chocolate brownie, etc) >ORDERS EVERYTHING ON THE MENU, TWICE. Once for her and once for her granddaughter. >I bring them an entire platter of desserts and watch as the granddaughter and grandmother shove the sugar rush down their mouths without even bothering to taste it. >Mother looks like she is about to break down into tears. I felt bad for her... every time she tried to recommend her daughter to slow down or eat something good, her grandmother immediately intervened and told her off. That kids going to grow up spoiled and obese.
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>parents are overweight >mother does no exercise, never has >i was never allowed to cook incase I burnt the stove >not trusted >mother has been going to diet classes for about 25 years, has lost no weight >serves us meals from her diet class at home >extra large portions >mfw >move out to go to university >learn to cook >be very good cook >date excellent, healthy girl >teaches me to love vegetables >i eat salads and vegetables out of choice >slowly losing weight >exercising too >having a better attitude towards health and fitness than your parents >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
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>>2812943 Ironically, in 10 years that fat little girl be whining about how her mother, not grandmother, mistreated her.
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>both parents are normal weight >am overweight; not grossly so, but I fall in to the category of "Hey, I saw you in this chubby girl porn I watched last night!" >don't care >have nice dinners with family, Mom is an amazing cook; refused to ever let me eat chef boyardee or any of that crap when I was a kid, so I still don't eat it. >have wine from my Uncle who's a wine expert
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To 90% of greentexts in this thread
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>>2812181 >fries have tons of salt yep
>worse than mcdeath ehhhhh
>diarrhea/heartburn/potential death no
>grease leeks (leaks?) through the bag yes
>tastes like shit LOLNO
HAHAHHAHAAHH
pic related: leeks (the thing that goes through the bag)
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>>2811760 Oh god, this is me. Except we only ate potatoes. Potatoes every single day.
I'm glad I can actually eat the things I don't like without throwing up and not act like a little girl.
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>>2812383 >>2811914 You are outstanding. I sincerely hope you're putting that talent to good use. If it interests you at all, my dear, I knew a young girl of 14 who had a similar story: her parents were godawful negligent and her house was a free zone. They only made brown rice and tofu for themselves every day and would not cook for their two children. They had three dogs including a 140 pound black monster that she would have to fight for food if it was left out in the kitchen.
She became an amazing artist- painted the ceiling of her room into something like the nightmare side of the Sistine chapel and drew beautifully, constantly.
She was also a voracious scrounge; you couldn't open a lunch bag or take her anywhere that she wouldn't eat every scrap of everything you'd let her.
She never had any weight issues, turned out OK in the end, except for the corollary damage to the unit. Anyway, she had a similar story and, I think, a similar talent.
many haps to you, little artist cook, no matter what the past, and go blithely on your days.
Anonymous
>>2813086 I'm seeing a pattern here.
Does this mean if I want to raise an artist I should not feed my children?
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>>2813090 Yes. It will fill them with a lifetime of victimhood and self-loathing with which to fuel their highly personal, extra extra special "art."
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My flatmate is 25. The only fruits or vegetables he will eat are:
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archive requested for cookdrawfag greatness
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>>2813198 /ck/ has an archive?
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>>2812936 >>2812943 How... What...? I don't...
I mean... Seriously?
Did you at least take a picture of her in the 3 chairs? Did she even fit on the screen?
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>>2813218 /ck/ has an archive. wherein it is recorded that we were the first, The FIRST to celebrate Simply Sara- it wasn't even recognized as a thing until almost a year later, well after we had had all the fun.
so, you know, we're kind of special
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>>2813341 You wouldn't happen to have a link to said archive, would you?
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>mom works 40 miles away and takes night classes for hopes of better future >I'm stuck with lazy, mean, ignorant father >mom makes good-to-delicious meals night before so he can heat and serve them >gives adult sized portions to me even at 5 years old >"YOU'RE NOT LEAVING THE TABLE UNTIL YOU CLEAN THAT PLATE." Chain smokes while making sure I eat it all >First few times try saying I'm full, stop after 5th time of having face shoved into food and screamed at >results in 2 hour lunches and dinners and constant stomach pain >become obese kid >"I DON'T KNOW WHY MY KID'S SUCH A PORKER BETTER MAKE IT (yes, it) DO LAPS AROUND THE BLOCK." "YOU WOULDN'T WHEEZE SO MUCH IF YOU WEREN'T SO LAZY."
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When i was a kid i had a major allergic reaction to zucchini. I almost choked to death when my throat almost closed up and my toungue swelled to the point where i had my mouth wide open just to breath. My mom sees this and thinks i'm just acting out and starts smacking me. I start spitting out the zucchini telling her i can't eat anymore. She takes my microwaved dinner and throws it in the trash and sends me to bed. By morning my toungue and throat had stopped swelling and i wasn't allowed to eat breakfast for "acting out."
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This thread is depressing, but
>>2812601 actually brought tears to my eyes. I goddamn hate it when people treat babies like that.
>>2812737 And that is just utterly adorable.
I don't really have any stories to add. My parents weren't amazing cooks, but they did their best to get veggies down me every day.
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>>2813446 Jesus christ. Did you ever get out of there, or get the police involved at all? Surely somebody knew you were being abused and could have helped.
Anonymous
But, this is /ck/! We're supposed to hate children that won't eat frozen dog shit in the name of having a varied pallet. Why are you people pitying children for their parents forcing them to eat vegetables to which they are allergic?
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>>2813543 Because that's what trolls want you to believe, we actually feel bad for people who have been abused.
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>>2813513 Eventually i was put in a foster home until my mom proved she was able to take care of me. By then she had become wheelchair bound, so i ended up making all the meals. My dad worked something like 70 hours a week at a hotel and as a cab driver, he's who i learned how to cook from.
Still, not the worst she ever did. I got stabbed by her twice for putting the dishes away incorrectly (cups faced up when they should have faced down, to this day i still put them face down in the cupboards) which resulted in a second series of going to foster homes. I left home when i was 15 when she was starting to try to commit suicide every other week. She eventually died driving off a cliff oddly enough, not on purpose. She suffered from severe bipolar disorder and schizophrenia.
I did start making my own dinners eventually. I started off with macaroni and cheese when i was 7 or 8 (the events before happened when i was in first grade). When i was ten i was cooking our entire thanksgiving dinner all on my own. Being italian/asian, there would be things like lasagna and fried rice, but meh, that's how we roll.
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>>2811993 LMAO she(friend's mom) should have cut the umbilical chord already.
>>2812046 Brohug
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Seriously, we should put major restrictions on who's allowed to reproduce, this shit is ridiculous.
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And people say /b/tards are screwed up.
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>be 9 years old and home alone during summer >go to cook myself some rice a roni on the gas stove >accidentally spill some water on the burner >burner starts going "click click click" >be very afraid of the stove since they always taught me to be >smell gas a little bit >grab cordless phone, dog and cat, go to farthest corner of back yard >call mom at work, in tears >tell her i think the house is gonna blow up because i accidentally the stove >she says it's okay >be too scared to go back inside, tell her that while crying >she said she's not coming home and hangs up >sit in backyard against the fence until 5:30, crying, clutching dog and cat >mom never apologized and the house never blew up >live life as usual with no permanent scars to my psyche
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>>2813656 Sounds like you're just an oversensitive dumbass.
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I'm glad I'm not the only one who grew up with a terrible, abusive mother :/ she was actually a pretty good cook and took the time to teach me, but she was very inconsistent about her parenting. as long as i made myself complete pondscum under her feet i was ok. if i ever had an inkling of pride or self esteem she made sure to squash it. she would make my sister and i eat and eat, then call us fat but throw a huge tantrum if we didn't show enough appreciation in the face of her insults. she also encouraged me to gang up on my sister when i was in her favor.
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>>2813656 you did the right thing. Anonymous
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Should have done what i did and left. I was 15, but i knew how to survive. I was living out of my friend dan's van, working at mcdonald's (lied about my age, they never check), and i was on the wrestling team, so i'd just take my showers before school and after wrestling practice in the gym. Eventually i got on state assistance after emancipating myself and got an apartment.
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>>2813706 Actually, he didn't. His parents warned him not to use the stove. They told him repeatedly not to, thus why he learned to fear it. Instead of fearing it and doing what he was supposed to do, he did it anyways. He told his mom. She told him not to panic, retard panicked.
Seriously all you have to do is turn off the gas valve, and walk away for 30 minutes. I knew this at the age of 5.
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>>2813719 >>2813673 Truth. You were clearly not mature enough to use the stove at the time. She trusted you, and you failed her. That's the end of the story.
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>>2813656 >freak out because you smell gas while using a gas stove >grab cordless phone, dog and cat, go to farthest corner of back yard lol'd
Anonymous
>>2813719 they didn't tell me not to use the stove. they taught me how to use it, and told me i always have to be careful because the gas could leak and blow up the house. this was ingrained in my head and that's what caused my fear. I thought the stove was going nuts and spilling gas everywhere and trying to light itself :(
no one ever told me that it clicks for whatever reason if it gets wet. my mom could have just said that.
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>>2813744 I wonder what would have happened if the house had actually blown up.
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Probably wouldn't have. The starter wasn't working. That's what the clicking noise was.
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>>2813744 Then they should have told you not to use the stove, you weren't mature enough to use it.
Also, why didn't you use the microwave instructions? They're on the side of every box.
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Cooking board victim tripping rocks!
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OP here, with a story courtesy of my uncle, he's been general manager of a local grocery store for 14 years now:>all are fat as fuck >kids are spoiled rotten >nothing but frozen pizzas, soda, boxed crap, chips, fish sticks >guy divorces wife (word around town is she was cheating) >bad eating habits get worse for about 6 months >guy finds girlfriend, she's kinda thick too >she cuts them off cold turkey from junk >fresh fruits, veggies, meat,chicken, fish, bread, pasta, and instead of soda, bottled water >kids are looking a bit skinnier now.
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>>2813873 Coolstorybro.
Wish this happened more often.
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>both parents work as chefs in a swanky dinner only restaurant on the riverwalk >breakfasts usually consist of delicious waffles, pancakes, omelettes, or my absolute favorite during the wintertime, hot rice porridge or champurrado ( a chocolate based porridge with hominy flower, cinnamon, anise seed, vanilla bean) >both grandmas are hardcore mexican and taught me how to use knives/stove before I was 7 >mom wants to teach me how to cook when I turn 8 >wonders where I picked up my knife skills >invite friends over for slumber party >mom makes kettle popcorn with cinnamon, cocoa powder, agave nectar and a tiny bit of salt >friends are blown away >mom makes horchata and chicken tortas for dinner >friends think it's weird (rich white kids btw) but eat it anyway >mom asks them what their mom cooks for them , most say that their nanny cooks, but only what they want (chicken nuggets, chef boyardee, pizza rolls, etc) >mom's face when I ask her what chef boardee is,and can we buy some next time?
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> My mom only eats fries, mashed potatoes, steak, beef, hamburgers and chips. And pop. > Fucking hate all of this shit, especially since it's usually greasy and she over cooks everything all to hell. > Stop mom picking my food for me at age 12. > Write her lists of grocery needs and make almost all my own meals until I move out of the house.
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>>2813873 coolstorybro
glad there's at least one story here involving happy stepchildren
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>>2813953 I lol'd
so how did you like chef boyardee?
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>Cookin up some beef top ramen >Decide to kick things up a notch >Add in assload of garlic powder and cayenne >Dropped in leftover steak (marinated in A1) >mfw best lunch ever
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>>2813953 haha awesome.
and i cant help but think you were the kid in the neighborhood that had the mom everyone wanted to fuck...
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>Be a kid >My mom is a coked out maniac, Dad supports her under the pretense she goes to school. >Takes her 7 years to do a 4 year program >My dad is a trained chef >Eat lots of really interesting and awesome stuff, get a developed sense of taste >My mom finishes her course and starts working >Realizes she makes enough money to support herself >Dad starts sleeping on the couch >Dad starts sleeping in his car. >Dad isn't welcome in the house, even though he's an amazing guy >Mom basically tries to brainwash us telling us he's bad. >Dad disappears entirely (I would find out later that there was a bunch of custody bullshit) >My mom feeds us nothing but mcdonalds >"But mom, this is just salt, grease and filler" >Beatings. >Grow up on hotdogs, and mcdonalds at this point >The smell of mcdonalds makes me uncomfortable >Be 18 and very drunk with my girlfriend at the time >she wants to go to mcdonalds >"No, it's garbage, i've got some nice tomato and basil soup at home I made today if you're hungry" >"But anon! I'm hungry, drunk, and want grease." >We go inside, she offers me a bite of her cheese burger >I'm reminded of my childhood >Call dad tell him I love him. >Be 10 >Dad is gone now >Mom is at work >Nothing to eat >make a nice salad >Mom gets home >Beats the shit out of me for "cooking" while she wasn't home >MFW she feeds me McDonalds and macaroni salad later that night >MFW I started puking almost every day because my body was so full of garbage.
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>>2814013 Your mom sounds like a classy lady.
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>>2814013 >mfw you are an obstinate little shit who deserved every beating you ever got Anonymous
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>>2813979 it tasted like steamed pasta and ketchup to me.
I still ate it though just to see what it tasted like.
not my cup of tea, but if there was nothing else I'd eat it.
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>>2814013 bad custody system, bad government
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>used to be whiny kid >picky eater >taste buds matured, now eat anything >feelsgoodman.jpg
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>mother raised me on good somewhat homemade food, things like soups bulked up with a bear creek mix. >i developed her and my sisters eating habits, such as no vegetables EVER except potatoes and corn and ridiculously large portions of sweets. >grow up, want to be a chef, decide i need to learn portion control and how to cook/enjoy vegetables. >dropped 40 pounds, never met a vegetable i don't like. >every time i put broccoli or something green in shopping cart: "who's child are you, anon? EW. that's discusting." >every time she goes out of town i go buy ridiculous amounts of vegetables, somehow feel kind of guilty if she catches me eating them. >mfw my story makes me sound like a douche compared to all the child abuse stories in this thread, but haters gonna hate.
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>>2813990 >>Call dad tell him I love him. Awww, HUG!
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>Eat healthily and happily (almost anything) at my house >Dad can grill like a BOSS >Mom can cook almost anything >Eat and exersize healthily erryday >feelsgoodman.jpg >go to cousin's house >aunt and uncle are self-imposed members of the baby boomers (7 kids) >3/7 breakfasts there are donuts, the other half cereal >kids are HELLZA picky eaters >Have temper tantrums over who gets the sprinkled donut, etc etc. >parents (feeling sorry for aunt and uncle) go out and buy eggs/veggies/good breakfast foods for a half decent breakfast >None of the kids eat. parents, me, and sister are kind a mad >steak dinner one night, is a "treat" for my cousins. >poorly prepared, barf and dry heave all the next day (can't sleep, then when its over sleep for a full day) >turns out uncle can't cook steak for shit >whydidhetry?.jpg >last day there >aunt asks me to cook desert for tonight. >"ok" >she gives me this packaged desert bake thing >really shitty setup (not nearly enough mix for what they're trying to do) >whatever.jpg >make it, little cousins try to "help" >really trying to steal it >"OUT OF KITCHEN NOW" >aunt mad at me >feelsbadman.jpg >finally ready >aunt tells kids "can't have desert without dinner" >kids temper tantrum >get it anyway
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>>2814220 earlier that day
>younger cousin eats donut. Leaves over crumbly spittle-covered piece of crap leftover >slightly older cousin eats it >was disgusting >aunt walks in >DID YOU EAT HIS DONUT? >he replies "yeah" >I KNEW IT! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS KIND OF THING! >I loled. >aunt buys jar of nutella >3 hours later is all gone (same cousin ate it all) >DID YOU EAT ALL THAT?!?! >he says "yeah." > I KNEW IT! YOU ALWAYS DO THIS SORT OF THING! >I loled again. Anonymous
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Man these stories remind me of one of my friends, an online gaming buddy of mine. We got to talking about food one day and I discovered he had never had things I thought were common. Spaghetti, any psuedo-Italian food, stir-fries, even TURKEY. His mom was a NURSE, but somehow his diet consisted entirely of corn dogs, popcorn, Little Caesar's and Wendy's. I'm not even exaggerating. That was all he could list off as food he's ever tried.
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All my life my mother would cook garbage like boiled rotten cabbage and boiled spinach/potatoes. We live in a first world country and she cooks all this peasant shit from her third world motherland.
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The voice of reason
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>mom gives hot sauce as punishment >swear in car >at home, run away >mom forcefeeds me whole teaspoon of the shit >hate spicy stuff >puke on freashly mopped stairs >Revenge.jpg
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>be in rich family >mother is "housewife", always home but never does housewife chores >never cooks dinner >paraguayan housekeeper always cooks us dinner >spaghetti with meat sauce or beef stir fry >not all that bad >mfw i don't know what my mother's cooking tastes like for 16 years >mfw she finally starts to want to be a "good mom" and cook for us >inedible pork chops, bad imitations of our housekeeper's dishes >mfw disgusting cooking for two years >mfw >mfw
Arty [sugar tits] !!eKEqL/VOHjj
>diagnosed as hypoglycemic >didn't like to eat mom's food. When she did make dinner, it was out of a box or really slimy baked chicken, but three days or so a week, it was "get what you want from the freezer" day. >little, barely knew how a microwave worked, didn't always eat dinner. >blood sugar crashes, mom force feeds me cake icing. >mfw, childhood obesity.
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>>2813778 i know i'm a freak or whatever but i have never lived in a household with a microwave. we never had one when i was living with my parents. i did rent a couple of places that had one but i only used to it clean my pipes. i'm just not a microwave person.
after the mentioned incident i did try to make ramen with the mr coffee maker but it had a nasty coffee taste to it so i only did that once
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>>2814426 A hypoglycemic who calls herself Sugar Tits?
That is fucking HILARIOUS.
MARRY ME NAO LADY!!!!!!!!!!
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>used to have a nail biting problem when a child >mom and dad put tabasco on my fingers to deter me >now need massive amounts of heat and spice to enjoy most meals
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did this bitch get archived yet?
I cannot be responsible for saving
>>2811914 >>2812383 >>2812452 >>2812471 for posterity.
please, you others ask for archive, IT IS THE ONLY WAY
Arty [sugar tits] !!eKEqL/VOHjj
>>2814463 I'm called sugar tits because Christmas Eve 2009, I burned my boob while baking 20 dozen sugar cookie cutouts in the nude...
Anonymous
>>2814514 Did it leave a scar?
Arty [sugar tits] !!eKEqL/VOHjj
>>2814519 It's faintly there. A thick line a bit over an inch long above my left nipple.
Sad thing is, I burnt my left arm on the same baking sheet Christmas 2010. I made assortment boxes that year.
Anonymous
>>2814539 I have a few burn scars too. How about we post pictures of them, you know, to compare.
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>>2814542 Feet pictures are welcome as well.
Arty [sugar tits] !!eKEqL/VOHjj
>>2814542 Nah, I'll think I'll just post some cookies.
Arty [sugar tits] !!eKEqL/VOHjj
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More stories pleeeeeze
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>>2814547 >>2814556 >>2814552 Hmmmmmmm I bet they taste amazing. Oh, and the cookies too.
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>>2811939 My mom was like that too.
>Spend all her money buying gifts for church friends. >Beats me for not cooking dinner when there's no food. >Buys herself a steak and makes me cook it. >Tells me 'Sinners don't deserve to eat'. >Get disgusted and nauseous when I eat at school. >Years later, Mom is a horrible cook while I'm making things like Tikka Masala curry and using Thyme. >Still occasionally get disgusted at myself when I eat things. I've been in and out of therapy for years and I'm gradually getting better. On the other hand, my boyfriend finds it awesome that I have dinner ready when he gets home from work.
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>>2814582 Sounds like a cliche, but it's not:
Mothers are the source of 95% of our psychological problems.
Arty [sugar tits] !!eKEqL/VOHjj
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>>2814577 The tits are spoken for. I'm a married woman. Cookies are free to anyone though.
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two stories:>East Coast Canadian >Salt cod at least once a week >salt beef, salt pork, fresh white fish fired in salt pork fat [still fucking good btw] >Veggies, LOTS OF VEGGIES always >Moose, Rabbit, wild salmon, uber fresh shell fish >about 5'7" and around 185lbs at 18, but can lift and happily carry a 50lb backpack and a chainsaw all day. >Now late 20's, still eat like a horse and lift server equipment [HP DL580's full of drives] without feeling the need to use the hoist. >Co-Workers refer to me as "Machine" >start dating "semi thick" Girl with HUGE tits [34H] >Says her mother can't cook >life of can soup on baked chicken and white rice. only veggie is potatoes and caned corn boiled to fuck >Make Chili one night, used stewing beef hit with the food processor into "Big Chili grind. Lots of bell peppers, mushrooms, red onion, a little bit of spice, old school Heinz Chili sauce and fresh tomatoes. >Sweet chili with heat >Now believe I can get caught shooting an orgy porn and still be forgiven
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>>Grew up in middle class family >>Mom was a nurse and worked full time >>She was a fantastic cook and still managed to feed us epic meals despite working full time >>MFW I read all you sucker's posts about your shitty moms
Arty [sugar tits] !!eKEqL/VOHjj
On topic though:>told I was fat all the time by my mother >sent me to school with slimfast shakes, bought me weight loss pills in capsule form and broke them into my milk >One of little brother's first complex words was sweet-and-sour, which is what he called french fries. >little brother ate McDonalds every other day. 2 10-piece nuggets, large fries, large coke. Day's without McDonalds, ate microwave chicken patties. >mention how much food that is, "He's growing, he needs more nuggets!" >brother is now 17. So picky he eats no other meat than chicken, is practically afraid of mashed potatoes.
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>be lactose intolerant in early years >can eat dairy and stuff, i just got really hyper and cheese made me sick >drink milk and eat ice cream for so long that I get over the intolerance (if that is even possible) >still can't eat cheese because the taste makes me gag and i can't swallow it >ridiculed by everyone when going out to a restaurant and asking if there's cheese on the dish >bf gets mad because "i shouldn't ask for specialties" or something >fml i want to like cheese and be normal
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>>2814640 what does that have to do with your moms cooking
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>>2814642 read op wrong i suppose
still sucks because
everything my parents made is laced in cheese and fat and grease and salt
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>mom forced me on atkins diet for two years in 1st and 2nd grade >ate nothing but meat and cream cheese >can't even look at meat or cream cheese without feeling like i'm going to vomit
Arty [sugar tits] !!eKEqL/VOHjj
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>>2814631 One last thought for some extra rage:
>mother stayed at home all day, running a daycare, still never made home cooked meals, not even in a crock pot. >no sit down dinner ever in my life, mom just heated something from the freezer, left it on the counter for whenever anyone wanted it >often was only eaten by mom >mom was paid to feed twice-microwaved processed food leftovers to eight other kids that weren't even hers. Anonymous
Once when I was around 7, I made some popcorn because I liked popcorn. I ate as much as I could, but I had put too much salt and couldn't finish it.
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>>2814681 Correction, as my memory returns, it was tabasco sauce.
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>>ENTIRE FUCKING THREAD
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>>2814705 so what he said.
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>>2813953 hereAnother story
>uncle marries fat white lady >he has to cook all the meals because she cannot cook for shit, even when he's tired after work (runs granite company) >Thanksgiving, his wife says that it's not fair that we always go to grandma's every year for holidays so she wants to host Thanksgiving >uncle cooks awesome grilled turkey >his wife makes really watery gravy from a mix (how can ya fuck that up?) canned fruit mixed with cool whip, coconut and marshmallows, salty dry stuffing, undercooked pumpkin pie, other gross crap >offers to host Christmas >grandma tells her she's crazy. >Christmas at grandma's ranch, bonfire, hot champurrado, spiced punch, tamales, cookies, menudo, various finger foods >uncle and wife nowhere in sight >male cousin is a fat weaboo who only wants sushi, teriyaki noodles, chicken nuggets or chinese buffet, female cousin is working with mom at her bakery, sneaks donuts, food Anonymous
>>2814728 look, seriously you cannot grill a turkey, that's silly.
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>>2814728 none of my friends from highschool have any kind of picky eating things as far as i know.
first encounter with that shit was cousins in england.
Then when I moved to europe for university I met friends with al kinds of BS.
dont eat fish, dont eat vegetables, dont eat this dont eat that.
Amazed when i cook and they like it all.
When I show up at their house their mom is amazed that I actually eat the salad.
Normally its just the parents that eat it.
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>>2812468 I forgot what I was watching but it was a study of skinny people forced to eat a lot (a new study) and they said somewhere in there that people who are prone to eat more or eat stuff that tastes good to them even after they've eaten and full will have the 'not satisfied'-full feeling forEBER if they were to just eat normal portions.
Not justifying anything, just saiyan.
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>Have mom that makes fuckawesome meals >Crock pot'in it up >Makin random shit all the time thats awesome >But sometimes... She makes "Dinner in a pot" >It's when she just throws shit in a pot and cooks it >usually consists of pasta, meat, broccoli, cauliflower in chicken broth >Parents love it, I despise it >I hate you, dinner in a pot... But I love you, mom.
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>>2811763 "Clarissa" if anyone was wondering, an excellent short comic.
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>>2814840 tell her do this next time. dinner in a pot can be fuckwin
http://simplyrecipes.com/recipes/new_england_boiled_dinner/ smear hot mustard on the corned beef
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>>2812659 >I know you could say some of that probably isn't healthy or whatever, but I rarely saw her so it was always a good treat when I did. She died when I was young and I still cry about it now, 15 years later. I know this was way earlier in the thread, but awesome grandparents and their food habits because your habits. Whenever I pour coffee I start close to the cup and pull the pot back really high as I go because that's how my grandfather did it and it makes even shitty coffee look good and somehow taste better.
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>>not a picky eater at all >>mom was mediocre cook >>sometimes semi-homemade stuff (seasoning packets etc etc) >>a handful of epic dishes that i still love >>used canned mushrooms a lot, fucking hated that shit >>remember eating lots of cereal, and bagels for dinner sometimes >> grow up to be pro chef >>cook dinner every so often, mom always interested in ways to improve cooking >>turned her on to fresh mushrooms and fresh herbs and veggies etc etc etc >>nothing makes her happier than a fresh salad with a bunch of veggies, loves having me around to chop stuff up for her >>shes still a mediocre cook >>refers to herself as my "kitchen bitch" when i cook larger meals because she knows that she gets to do all the bitch work >>love you mom
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>champurrado ( a chocolate based porridge with hominy flower, cinnamon, anise seed, vanilla bean)
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>be 10, food in house from shitty cheap supermarket >prepackaged roast beef smothered in cheapest bbq sauce with disgusting instant rice >parents too busy fighting and arguing to care about cooking; fight and argue all the time for 6 years, food is shit >dad starts cooking, eventually able to cook very well >mom joins cooking >amazing, gourmet multicourse meals once a weekend; family spends hours cooking and eating together >cooking saves family
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>always be the chubby kid >younger sister is the "skinny/pretty" one >she never ate fruit or vegetables besides potatoes from when she was a toddler >become old enough to realize it's not healthy >"hey sister you should eat fruit and vegetables" >"lol no I'll be fat like you" >parents don't care she doesn't eat veges >parents force me to eat double servings of veges, deny me desserts/snacks because I'm chubby >she remains skinny through childhood despite a diet of exclusively processed carbs >father buys her $2000 road bicycle to join regional cycling team >she turns 14 not long after this and BALLOONS >literally doubles her body weight in less than a year >does not exercise anymore >mother in denial about her being fat >grow up, lose weight through puberty and exercise, leave home, learn to cook, eat awesome >visit home occasionally >she's now 18, drinks 2L bottle of coke in one sitting, 1 whole cheesecake, still no fruit or veges >confront her about this >"AT LEAST I ENJOY MY LIFE" >mother tells me to stop picking on my sister >mfw she now has type II diabetes
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>be 12 at thanksgiving >eating coleslaw for the first time >mayonnaise for the first time >instant repulsion >throw up onto napkin, spill a bit on tablecloth >go to bathroom >my father follows me in >picks me up by the throat >holds me up against the bathroom mirror shaking me >DO NOT EVER DISRESPECT MY DINNER TABLE AGAIN >mentally shut down >life as usual
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>Mother is large woman, feels that food = love >I have a therapist appointment coming up to deal with my horrible anxiety and sexual issues because I was molested when I was 8 in a Boys & Girls Club bathroom >She sneers at me and says she doesn't know how I have time to whine about being molested when I didn't even unload the dishwasher >I cry >She feels guilty, runs and grabs chinese takeout menu, tries to force me to pick something so she can order it >Tell her I'm not hungry (I'm not, I feel like I'm going to puke) >She blows up and calls me a selfish bitch, says I'm a horrible monster for making her feel like it's her fault I was molested, slams the door >Dad comes home, she whines to him that I'm a horrible spoiled bitch who won't accept food >He didn't know I was molested >He tells me in so many words that my mom's a dumb ass and it's not my fault >Tells me he was molested too, by his aunt >Bond with dad, feel a little stronger >everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg
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>be Christmastime >Cousin's dumbass husband is a chef considers himself an authority on fine foods >family essentially put him through chef school last year >agrees to make Christmas dinner for the extended family's christmas party. >Spaghetti sauce from restaurant size can >nasty, horribly spiced meat he puts in it. >iceberg lettuce salad >Brown n Serve rolls.
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>DO NOT EVER DISRESPECT MY DINNER TABLE AGAIN
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>>2811617 >> Love all vegetables. Often used to eat a bowl of steamed vegetables for dinner and that's it. >> 'Vegetarian' friend says that it's disgusting and I'm not normal etc. >> Continue eating vegetables. >> Friend eating sausage roll one day and I asked her if she stopped being a vegetarian because she's eating meat. >> "I'm still vegetarian, sausage rolls don't count, there's not meat in them". >> Friend's mum says that she is a vegetarian, but often eats kabana and sausages, even steak/pork. >> Yep, great vegetarian. Pallas Cat !/vaSmRN6P2!!kkkdxfrG82w
Pallas Cat !/vaSmRN6P2!!kkkdxfrG82w Mon 16 May 2011 11:48:00 No. 2815172 Report Quoted By:
>be 13 >cook some ramen in the kitchen >mom walks in >OMG TRIPFAG HOW CAN YOU EAT SUCH DISGUSTING SHIT? >mfw she makes instant soup/sauce herself everyday
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>my best friend's step-mom was a weird crazy hipster vegan. >his dad was a Wisconsin dairy farming turned hippie. but he loved meat, and so did my friend >of course his mother wouldn't allow anyone in the family to eat meat when she was around > whenever his mom would go on business trips, i would come over and his dad would have barbeques >big ass steaks and hot links >they invite me over after i finish thanksgiving one year with my family >i go in and sit down at the table >GODDAMN BLOB OF TOFURKY >i struggle through a small portion and some almost raw vegetables >we get out of there and smoke some of his dads weed that my friend took >turkey and cheddar sandwiches at my house
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Holy fuck at this thread.
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>>2815163 hmmm...
I think my mother's only mistake in her cooking back when I still lived with my parents was during the last couple of years while there...
>she gets into healthy eating, diets and all that >butter in sauces? flavor? what is this heresy? not in this house? >end up prefering when dad cooks because he knows how to make stuff taste good >mother compensates by adding Arugula-based salads to god damn every meal >protip: Arugula is in the mustard family, and tastes accordingly >I develop an aversion to green salads in general due to overexposure to peppery shit-tasting arugula >today: cooking like a champ, but prefer to get my greens in the form of tomatoes, bell pepers, leeks, and other much less strong tasting greens Anonymous
>>2815246 > tomatoes > greens What?
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>>2815300 ok, vegetables in general then
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Vegetarians turning their kids into vegetarians..
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This isn't much of a story, but:>Grandmother is 81 >Cooks a full roast every day without fail. >Love going to her house, mostly for god-tier roast potatoes, beef and gravy. >Stay there for 2 weeks >Get so sick of roast beef >Offer to cook dinner one night >She protests, but I insist >Make spaghetti carbonara >"But I don't have a pot tall enough to cook that pasta" >Wut >Turns out she has never cooked or eaten spaghetti in her life. >Cook it >"It's so slimy" >Roast beef the next day >Still love my Grandma
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>>2815096 I have the strangest feeling that this is going to happen to my sister.
That's what you get for eating all of those processed carbs without any exercise.
>Be 15 >start watching what I eat, eat lots of veggies and fruit instead of what I used to eat >Very active >Weight drops over the next six years, feel great about self >Mfw sister is still eating whatever she wants and weighs less than me still. Anonymous
>>2815365 because you lurk tumblr faggot.
Kill yourself.. you dont deserve a matabolism
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>>2815231 This
I'm a vegfag but if I had a kid I'd still buy and cook meat and fish for them. If they want to stop eating it later in life, fair enough, but it's up to them to decide.
Forcing your kids to be vegan is even worse. That's like stopping them drinking their mother's tit milk.
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>>2815368 Someone's having a bad morning.
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>>2813086 This is fucking gay, it's not that good
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>>2815231 >How have we got to a point in society where people genuinely live off the worst tier, factory made "food" is beyond me. Genuinely horrifying. Because the boomers got into a mindset of cheaper + faster + more = better, something that's just starting to be corrected now.
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>>2815365 this is called the starch bomb and it is why so many hot girls from disadvantaged backgrounds go from having outstanding teenage bodies to becoming landwhales.
that black/rican/trailer smokin chica you are looking at? if she is 18, by next year, she will be a walking bowl of cottage cheese. It is because humans are built to thrive on very poor nutritution until after puberty ends and then all that nasty shit catches up to you quick, and a nice round little apple bumbum on a thick lil girl turns into KILLITWITHFIRE
tl:dr, poor people eat shit food and it makes them fat
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>I'll eat anything, always loved soups, porridge esp. when screaming hot >be a baby, mom is feeding ne hot porridge, blows on every spoonful >drops spoon on accident >fuck this cold porridge bullshit, I want some now! >dunk hand into hot porridge, mom gets scared >I eat it up like a champ and don't cry >mom feeds me things that are kinda hot/warm >grandma berates her for this one day, becomes verbally abusive towards mom again >mom gets depressed >mom moves far away from grandma (mom was 19) >feeds me whatever the fuck she wants (awesome hot meals)
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>friend works as a nanny for the most over-acheiving, batshit insane lady ever >"precious Alec" is 7 years old, wets his bed, his pants, tortures animals and plays his mother like a harp >she spends exactly 20 minutes with him every day >he hits her, screams abuse, throws tantrums >she "punishes" him by giving him kisses "to make him feel accepted into the family" >mfw when the two nannies and housekeeper take up 95% of his day >he screams when hungry, at any time of the day >she feeds him oreo cookies, reeses and other candy goop "becuase his blood sugar is low >he orders his meals at the table- nuggets and fries and shit like that >the housekeeper has to make it for him even if she cooked a real meal >he wakes up in the middle of the night, screams, gets oreos >his mother claims she needs to keep his blood sugar in check >little shit clearly just wants oreos >mfw when supermom over there...is a doctor
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>>2811617 >work as housekeeper for fat white lady >pica is spanish for OP confirmed for Mexican.
Also, I remember your pineapple story from a previous thread.
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>>2817461 nothing wrong with being mexican, somebody's got to do all the damn work, since HoveRound Nation ain't exactly winning the day
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>>2817531 mfw Hoveround Nation votes republican looses their food stamps and gets even poorer
stupid is as stupid does
>commedian because its all just a fucking joke Anonymous
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>>2811835 Change your job you piece of fucking shit. It's people like you that are bringing the quality of mental health down. And it's people like you that hurt your clients more than you will ever be able to help them.
Fucking quit, go do something useful with your life because currently you aren't helping any fucking one.
You disgust me... you're that kid in my class that I wished the professor had failed because you're too pathetic to ever help anyone.
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>>2817417 Uuughhh...just no.Overlooking what is wrong with your child is the cause of many unhappy people nowadays.
I hate people who concentrate on their career yet not give a shit about their children.
Is it true?If it is, it's very sad.
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>parents only 'cook' microwave meals and depressingly bland roast dinners >actually physically repulsed by these offerings, can only stomach tiny mouthfuls of anything every mealtime >bacon sandwich for breakfast every morning >gives me vicious heartburn and abdominal cramps >it turns out i'm allergic to pork >"dad i can't eat that" >bacon sandwich for breakfast >throw it away on the way to school >live off caffeine and school dinners for eleven years because it's easier than having my father poison me >have retarded metabolism, liver problems, and grotesque, bony figure for the rest of life
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>Parents are drug addicts and alcoholics. >Spend all their money on non-food or house items. >get mad at me when I eat their stoner food because it's all we have. >live off of spaghetti with cheddar cheese for years. Or fast food every night because they're too blitzed out to cook. >end up getting fat because no fruits or vegetables in sight, and no ability to buy any. >Mom starts buying food for herself because her "munching" has gone right to her hips. >get beat and yelled at for eating her salad. >MFW I get a job, buy my own food and then get called greedy because I don't buy enough for them to eat. >MFW I don't give a shit and take the cost of what they eat out of the rent that I "owe" them, and they don't bitch cause they know they're horrible people. >MFW I move out and they lose their jobs, and don't have any way to support their drug addictions or alcohol problems and both of them lose a shit load of weight, because they'd rather buy drugs and booze than food. >Some people should not reproduce... EVER.
