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>Local manchild decides to throw a house party around halloween
>Manchild has basic cooking knowledge, asks everyone for advice
>Suggest pumpkin soup/stew/whatever for autumn theme
>Manchild considers that "faggot stuff" and decides to cook some kind of onion meal
>He cannot figure out onions at all
>Get invite to halloween house party
>Open unlocked front door
>Bottles of cheap beer everywhere
>Everyone is vomiting all over the place
>The vomit is vomiting
>The moon is vomiting
>Manchild is stamping up and down while shrieking that no one appreciates the effort he put into his cooking
>Frat boy spews all over Manchild
>Fistfight breaks out
>Fistfight turns into an all-out battle
>People slipping and sliding on vomit
>Turn around and leave
Cooking disaster stories. I know you have them.
>Manchild has basic cooking knowledge, asks everyone for advice
>Suggest pumpkin soup/stew/whatever for autumn theme
>Manchild considers that "faggot stuff" and decides to cook some kind of onion meal
>He cannot figure out onions at all
>Get invite to halloween house party
>Open unlocked front door
>Bottles of cheap beer everywhere
>Everyone is vomiting all over the place
>The vomit is vomiting
>The moon is vomiting
>Manchild is stamping up and down while shrieking that no one appreciates the effort he put into his cooking
>Frat boy spews all over Manchild
>Fistfight breaks out
>Fistfight turns into an all-out battle
>People slipping and sliding on vomit
>Turn around and leave
Cooking disaster stories. I know you have them.