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cookin !hFVZ20cIZk Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:18:00 No.3481729 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>3483334

What we have here is a Totino's Party Pizza. This is America's No. 1 best selling frozen pizza.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:19:00 No.3481731 Report

Quoted By: >>3481747

What the fuck is this shit?

cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:24:00 No.3481746 Report

Quoted By: >>3481821 >>3483334

This is the reverse side of America's No.1 selling frozen pizza.

bonus for finding the waldo foils.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:24:00 No.3481747 Report

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>>3481731
He just said...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:25:00 No.3481748 Report

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>>3481747
I honestly can't tell what it is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:28:00 No.3481759 Report

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He ate the top off a Totino's pizza with a plastic spoon. Throw some ramen on top of it and it could be the official /ck/ banner.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:28:00 No.3481760 Report

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1. Is that a personal size?
2. You overcooked it.
3. Find me better for a buck.

cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:30:00 No.3481764 Report

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Here is no1 pizza trying not to drown.

cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:36:00 No.3481784 Report

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americas best selling pizza masquerading as a jet ski hoist.

cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:54:00 No.3481810 Report

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a photocopy of best pizza

cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:56:00 No.3481816 Report

Quoted By: >>3483334

poop this is the most famous pizza ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:56:00 No.3481817 Report

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the fuck is going on in this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:58:00 No.3481821 Report

Quoted By: >>3481918 >>3481928 >>3485762

>>3481746

It's because of those obnoxious holes in the crust that I can't bake one on my Presto Pizzazz. The cheese melts through and burns.

cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 21:58:00 No.3481822 Report

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best pizza wants to go to alaska and visit the sights

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:00:00 No.3481825 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:01:00 No.3481826 Report

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this thread

this thread right here

cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:01:00 No.3481827 Report

Quoted By: >>3483334

best pizza cant decide between orange drink and hi c

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:02:00 No.3481828 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:02:00 No.3481830 Report

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Wait, what?

cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:03:00 No.3481833 Report

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best pizza likes cast iron too, nestle me in your seasoning baby

Hip-Hobo !hFVZ20cIZk

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Hip-Hobo !hFVZ20cIZk Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:05:00 No.3481838 Report

Quoted By: >>3481845 >>3483136

is..

is that

guys

is that the thing the girl on ITAOTS has on her face?

cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:06:00 No.3481839 Report

Quoted By: >>3483334

lets go shark jumping with the fonz and best pizza

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:06:00 No.3481840 Report

Quoted By: >>3481851

Why did you rip its face off before bringing it around town?

It's in agony, you know.

Usually when you cut a pizza into slices it dies instantly.

Like this, the end comes slowly. Cruel.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:09:00 No.3481844 Report

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best pizza is BEST PIZZa

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:10:00 No.3481845 Report

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>>3481838

cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:11:00 No.3481848 Report

Quoted By: >>3481860 >>3483334

best pizza wants to be sliced, should he be sliced?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:12:00 No.3481851 Report

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>>3481840

Sherron Ballins !!9tpWMDvpAAL

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Sherron Ballins !!9tpWMDvpAAL Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:12:00 No.3481853 Report

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>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:12:00 No.3481854 Report

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what

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:13:00 No.3481857 Report

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>>3481845
Robbie Benson and John Kerry have a love child?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:14:00 No.3481860 Report

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>>3481848
NOOOO, DON'T DO IT!

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:14:00 No.3481861 Report

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This is the hero /ck/ needed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:15:00 No.3481863 Report

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godfuckingdammit
America's No. 1 best selling frozen pizza has a more interesting life than me

cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:19:00 No.3481871 Report

Quoted By: >>3483334

best pizza decided to catch a whopper instead of getting sliced.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:21:00 No.3481874 Report

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Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:24:00 No.3481877 Report

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cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:24:00 No.3481881 Report

Quoted By: >>3483334

best pizza is going on a gold rush

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:26:00 No.3481885 Report

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I like where this is going

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:28:00 No.3481889 Report

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This thread is genuinely hilarious.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:32:00 No.3481901 Report

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The Adventures of Best Pizza!

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Soleam Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:38:00 No.3481912 Report

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Moar

cookin

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cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:40:00 No.3481917 Report

Quoted By: >>3481931 >>3481934 >>3481965 >>3482163 >>3483334

best pizza is going on a journey, a few minutes later moby dick ate him.

RIP best pizza you will be missed

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:41:00 No.3481918 Report

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>>3481821
Bullshit. I make these on that exact pizza heater all the time and never have troubles with the cheese.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:41:00 No.3481919 Report

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Now you're cookin'...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:45:00 No.3481928 Report

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>>3481821
>frozen pizza cooker
serves you right

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:47:00 No.3481931 Report

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>>3481917
;__;7

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:48:00 No.3481934 Report

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>>3481917

SAVE IT

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:50:00 No.3481940 Report

Quoted By: >>3482259

>>3481933
+1

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 22:56:00 No.3481951 Report

Quoted By: >>3482155 >>3482358

I hope you guys haven't heard this before, on topic too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-SL3e6L9Kd0

Sorry to Murrikans about the caller being Welsh (Wales is a 2 hour drive from here and even I don't fucking understand them).

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Anonymous Thu 15 Mar 2012 23:01:00 No.3481965 Report

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>>3481917
artist rendition of said incident

cookin

cookin Thu 15 Mar 2012 23:46:00 No.3482058 Report

Quoted By: >>3482140

btw what are those holes for? conveyor belt marks or something?

best pizza was actually killed by a seagull swarm but the phone died with the last pic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 00:29:00 No.3482140 Report

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>>3482058
so they can cook it really fast and so it heats up faster as well

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Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 00:45:00 No.3482154 Report

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>this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 00:45:00 No.3482155 Report

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>>3481951
Eh, I understood 90% of it.

But really, how drunk do you have to be to do that.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 00:48:00 No.3482163 Report

Quoted By: >>3482176

>>3481917
NO!
i will love you 5ever

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 01:04:00 No.3482176 Report

Quoted By: >>3482227

>>3482163
what the FUCK did I just read? Please tell me this was made as a joke and not a small black girl... I already lost all hope for them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 01:35:00 No.3482227 Report

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>>3482176
Of course it's a joke. Right /ck/?
...Right /ck/?!?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 01:55:00 No.3482259 Report

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OP, this right here is a beautiful compelling story. You should share your art photo-story with other boards, such as /p/.

>>3481940
>Anon likes this.

cookin

cookin Fri 16 Mar 2012 02:23:00 No.3482296 Report

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When i was taking the metal detector pic, a person walked around the side of the building to ask if we had a public phone. I was like... um no, did a 360 and walked away.

kind of embarrassed but fuck it, best pizza was having a fun time.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 02:30:00 No.3482304 Report

Quoted By: >>3482314

Do you think you could take more pictures of best pizza? This has all the makings of a /ck/ legend.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 02:36:00 No.3482310 Report

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>Mfw I microwave them

cookin

cookin Fri 16 Mar 2012 02:41:00 No.3482314 Report

Quoted By: >>3482688

>>3482304

best pizza has passed on my /ck/ friend. he wasnt destined to be legend, but maybe his story will compel a similar journey from another anon.

I would tear up if someone tied a bunch of helium balloons to a sonic foot long hotdog and let it fly away.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 02:48:00 No.3482325 Report

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I was pleasantly surprised by this thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 02:53:00 No.3482338 Report

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you sir, made me laugh and inspired me to do great things.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 03:02:00 No.3482358 Report

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>>3481951
My family are from Swansea on my fathers side, and have literally the thickets Welsh accents you have ever heard in your life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 03:05:00 No.3482362 Report

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Please go vote this up on chanarchive

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 05:35:00 No.3482688 Report

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>>3482314
flying hot dog.. challenge accepted. next time i get near a sonic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 10:15:00 No.3483122 Report

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I must bamp this

Cal_Chuchesta !!YbRaUvmiadZ

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Cal_Chuchesta !!YbRaUvmiadZ Fri 16 Mar 2012 10:31:00 No.3483136 Report

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>>3481838

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 10:48:00 No.3483150 Report

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I miss you best pizza.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 11:00:00 No.3483159 Report

Quoted By: >>3483280 >>3483305 >>3483306

>No. 1 best selling
No. 1 best selling anything.
McDonalds is the "No. 1 best selling" fastfood chain, and they serve absolute crap too.
The trick is to appeal to lowest common denominator. The poor, the drunk, the stoned, those who don't know what the fuck "gourmet" or even "good" is.
Cheap, shitty, not immediately indigestible... BAM! No.1 food product.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 12:57:00 No.3483280 Report

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>>3483159
I have eaten shittier pizzas that cost more.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 13:19:00 No.3483305 Report

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>>3483159

Don't you mean the greatest common divisor? Why do plebeians not know how to form cogent analogies from elementary school mathematics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 13:19:00 No.3483306 Report

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>>3483159

So ALL CORN?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 13:55:00 No.3483333 Report

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The most interesting pizza in the world.

Ricers Gonna !RiceOCNvto

Ricers Gonna !RiceOCNvto Fri 16 Mar 2012 13:56:00 No.3483334 Report

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>>3481729
>>3481746
>>3481764
>>3481784
>>3481810
>>3481816
>>3481822
>>3481827
>>3481833
>>3481839
>>3481848
>>3481871
>>3481881
>>3481917
The adventures of Totino the deep water sea fishin gold minin shit takin number 1 pizza in america

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 14:30:00 No.3483346 Report

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You son of a bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 16 Mar 2012 14:32:00 No.3483348 Report

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Wait a fucking second

Why are you eating pizza with a spoon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 00:07:00 No.3483990 Report

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This is the best fucking thread I've ever seen.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 17 Mar 2012 01:54:00 No.3484092 Report

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best pizza is clearly BEST PIZZA.
and OP is clearly the fucking best anon on /ck/ today.

Strobe! !e62hiVDDkQ

Strobe! !e62hiVDDkQ Sun 18 Mar 2012 00:08:00 No.3485729 Report

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what are you doing on page15, ya thilly goose!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2012 00:17:00 No.3485737 Report

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I'm so glad this thread lasted long enough for me to see it.

He was truly the best-selling of pizzas.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2012 00:23:00 No.3485744 Report

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>this thread

Someone archive this!!

!e62hiVDDkQ

!e62hiVDDkQ Sun 18 Mar 2012 00:28:00 No.3485751 Report

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I hope every co/ck/ out there takes at least 1 picture of an adventure they had with The Best Pizza Ever.

#politesage

Yeah motherfuckers, I hashtagged. Whacha gon' do 'bout it!?

cookin

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cookin Sun 18 Mar 2012 00:29:00 No.3485754 Report

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when best pizza was born this became his first home, his second home was the oven behind it.

cookin

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cookin Sun 18 Mar 2012 00:34:00 No.3485761 Report

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best pizza box and his new friends the jalapeno seedlings

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2012 00:34:00 No.3485762 Report

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>>3481821
>Presto Pizzaz
MAH NIGGA

cookin

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cookin Sun 18 Mar 2012 00:37:00 No.3485768 Report

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best pizza went to alaska, best pizza box decided to go to Antarctica

cookin

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cookin Sun 18 Mar 2012 00:52:00 No.3485787 Report

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best box thinks its nice to keep your friends feet warm, but something isnt right, and he feels depressed

cookin

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cookin Sun 18 Mar 2012 01:01:00 No.3485804 Report

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let us go now unto page 16 and be free

/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 18 Mar 2012 01:29:00 No.3485851 Report

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I cried on the inside

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