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/ck/, I thought that I was a decent cook. I can do wicked chili, stir fry, fried noodle and pork dishes, pasta with an alfredo mushroom sauce, and I can do nearly anything with ground beef. I was wrong.

I did something terrible tonight, /ck/. I fucked up hamburger helper.

I put 3 packets of sauce at the bottom of a pot, then added the hot water and milk and put it on the stove at high. Well, guesswot... the fucking sauce didn't mix completely and burned to the bottom of the pot. Shit smells like coffee and burnt now.

Fucksake...