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Thanksgiving Leftover Ideas

!OvvekFiH92 No.694767 View ViewReplyOriginalReport
Fucking awesome turkey sandwich:
1 slice of white meat turkey (Bonus points if it's a Greenburg turkey or fried.)
2 slices white bread
1 slice cranberry sauce OR 1 spoonful cranberry sauce (Depends on if you get the awesome jellied shit or the loose berry shit. The squeezable shit in the bottle is acceptable as well, but not as good as canned.)
1 slice of cheese, your choice type (Shit's awesome with yellow american)
OPTIONAL:
1 small slice of stuffing (you might want to omit the cheese if you do the stuffing; it makes it taste a bit funky.)

1) Assemble sandwich as you will. I personally do the cranberry sauce on the bottom, turkey in the middle, and cheese on top.
2) Wrap in a paper towel and microwave on high for ~30 seconds, or until cheese is melted and bread is slightly soggy.
3) Fucking enjoy
(Image is not of this sandwich, just of a random one I grabbed off of Google.)