Update 2024-03-27: Greatly expanded the "Samples" page and renamed it to "Glossary".
Update 2024-04-04: Added 5 million mid-2011 posts from the k47 post dump. Browse (mostly) them here.
Update 2024-04-07: Added ~400 October 2003 posts from 4chan.net. Browse them here.
Welcome to Oldfriend Archive, the official 4chan archive of the NSA. Hosting ~170M text-only 2003-2014 4chan posts (mostly 2006-2008).
HEY MOTHERFUCKERS. IM FUCKING PREGAMING FOR FUCKING THANKSGIVING TOMORROW.
TODAY I HAVE ATE AN ENTIRE LARGE PIZZA, A DOUBLE WHOPPER VALUE MEAL KING SIZED, A BOX OF FRIED CHICKEN FROM POPEYES, AND IM ABOUT TO DOWN A DOZEN DOUGHNUTS AND HALF A GALLON OF MILK
IS THIS FUCKING AWESOME? YOU ARE FUCKING RIGHT IT IS
