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Mc neo, the next program to be deleted,
Just like in the movie, super hero defeated.

How can you even compair yourself to such a fictional fantasy
Even so there's no way you can compete with me theoretically.

Ill rip of your arms, beat you to death with them, then get the right one, roll over to your house and slap your mum.

You non exisitng bitch, you more fugasei than the blair witch, while im lazy like im rich, and you try and play me like a snitch.
I dont usually 'cock guns' but if i do i wont miss
Im 'blowing you away' like a simple kiss
If your neo im morpheous acting up like i really exsist
I tought you mutha fucker, ill kick you ass i insist
Please you streak of piss, im fed up your dissmissed.